
Lex Luthor and Tim Drake interacting as business partners is endlessly amusing to me.
It could have been worse for Lex, it could have been Damian…
Or better yet, BOTH Tim and Damian, and Lex has to deal with their endless squabbling and kicking each other under the table, because he NEEDS this deal to go through.
Meanwhile Bruce is watching on CCTV, killing himself laughing (after making sure he’s in private of course), and plans to send a tape of the meeting to Superman as a Christmas present, because the face’s Lex is making as the Passive-Aggressive World Championship takes place on the other side of the desk are worth more than anything money could buy)
Image is a comic, opening with Lex walking into an office.
Lex: “I’m here for the meeting w/ Mr. Wayne.”
The office is empty, except for a desk with a chair turned away from the door.
Dramatic voice from behind chair: “Hello.”
*That voice,* poor Lex thinks.
Dramatic voice: “Lex.”
Chair spins around. Surrounded by sparkles sits a young man, helpfully labeled, “Tim Drake-Wayne, Co-CEO, 17 yrs old.”
Lex, squeezing the bridge of his nose: “Not this fucking kid.”
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