Fine, @allumetterouge. I’ll do TWO memes.

Name: NOPE. Is a SEEECRET
Nicknames: Gecko
Gender: cis-female, but is gender something that most cis people feel? Like, do cis females care if they get called male pronouns, usually? Cause thinking of having no gender sounds amazing, but I’ve got no issue being a girl and it’s so much easier. Um, sorry, not trying to speak lightly, I know it’s important. I just don’t have a strong sense of self, and dissasociate, and connecting to an identity is hard.
Star Sign: um, horoscopes freaked my mama out and it’s easier to just avoid them
Height: 5′8
Sexual Orientation: aro-ace
Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff?
Favorite color: TEAL, aquamarine, turquoise, veridian, ocean green – all blue-greens are good.
Favorite animal: lizards.
Average hours of sleep: 8 but it’s not good sleep.
Cat or Dog person: LIZARDS. We’ve gone over this.
Number of Blankets I sleep with: Comforter and duvet at home, half dozen anywhere else.
Favorite fictional character: Fanon Jubilee, circa late 1990s? All the old fic I found when I got into fandom was AMAZING.
Singer/Band: Adam Lambert? Music I can drown out my feelings with – so melodramatic and played loud. Since I’m hypersensitive to noise that’s usually about 4/10 or 20%.
Dream Trip: Angkor.
Dream Job: mom is pretty good. Executive assistant who doesn’t have to deal with phones?
What made you decide to make tumblr: needed to comment on @heartslogos and @jedierenjaeger‘s fic. And then @hauntedlittledoll and @incogneat-oh‘s. I had rss feeds for all of them and it started getting hard. Plus, if I’m going to spend 30 minutes on a comment, I want people to know who left it. Anon is not me.

Tagged by @allumetterouge. Who’s great.

Name/nickname: Gecko
Relationship status: married and it’s great.
Favourite colour: Teal. See, Freya? This is how you answer the question. Not being wishy-washy about the merits of green and blue. Mix the two together and the result is better than either 😉
Pets: Do small kids count? I am bad with pets but good with small humans.
Last song I listened to: Defying Gravity was on a fanvid I just watched.
Favourite TV show: ??? Leverage or Firefly or Teen Titans or Castle or Young Justice or something else completely? Question is mean.
First fandom: First obsession – Narnia. First contact with fans – X-Men. First participation – Batfamily.
Hobbies: Reading, history research, puzzles, and board/card games.
Books that I’m currently reading: I don’t really read published stuff anymore. But the Husband is making me read Brandon Sanderson’s Secret History novella.
Favourite book: Also mean. ‘Thud!’ or ‘A Horse and His Boy.’
Worst thing you’ve ever eaten/tasted: Spoiled milk still causes mild panic attacks, so probably that.
Favourite place: The top of mountains, the Spirit Sands in my province, and my grandparents’ house.

I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME

daredevilmeme:

agent-thirtmeme:

pietromemeimoff:

loki-god-of-memes:

daredevilmeme:

leafpool2014:

navysofficaltwitteraccount:

cinnamon-bun-unofficial:

life-savers-official:

polarwhales-n-rants:

ghosts-flowers-queens:

xxmonster-arts:

purpleamethystgem:

the-green-anon:

troyeller:

souupernova:

smol-princely-tree:

spyroforlife:

B)

Last time I did this I got “smol tree” so who wants to give me a new URL idea to consider

NO THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SOMEONE SENT ME LEMONFUCKER AND THATS MY CURRENT INSULT FOR THE PEOPLE I LOVE

Okay so I reblogged this post and

There are definitely two kinds of people

I’ll try to guess who’s giving the nickname. :3
Make sure to tell if it’s to one of my muses or to me the mun.

give nickname to me?-ame&mun

Kay

Do it please. I’m lonely and my ask box is even lonelier

please do this :“3c

yes

Pls

Any nicknames guys?

^-^

I dare all the MemeVengers to reblog this! (Particularly @tonystankposts and @memecaptainsteverogers…)

Do your worst…

Anybody sends in Speed Baby and I will hunt. you. down.

ugh, take all the fun out EVERYTHING why don’t you

Sharon, you don’t have an askbox… but your nickname is now “The One Who Should Wear More Casual Clothes and take care of herself” because whenever I run into you you seem… a little stressed? Maybe it’s just me. I don’t know. Also, you would rock casual.

allumetterouge:

Thanks for tagging me, Allumetterouge! (Do you prefer name or internet name for public posts?)

Birthday: Only slightly in the past
Gender/pronouns: She/Her
Relationship status: Married
Zodiac: Virgo? Mostly don’t care?
Siblings: Very Little Sister, Very Little Brother, Sister who allows me to keep honorary Eldest Status, Cousin who is Also an Honorary Sister
Pets: nope. Two kids, though
Wake up time: SIGH. 7:45 to 8 AM.
Lemonade or iced tea: Lemonade, but I usually mix them
Cats or dogs: LIZARDS. We’ve gone over this already
Day or night: 2PM in the afternoon
Text or call: Hate both
Met celebrity: ??? I don’t care?
Light or dark hair: People finally agree with me that it’s brown, not blond
Short or tall: Average for a white Canadian female
Chapstick or lipstick: Chapstick
Last song listened to: G***ys, Tr*mps. and Thieves, by Cher.

I’m tagging: it’s a bad day, I don’t think I have friends. So I can’t tag anyone

Tagged by, well @kalinara SAID anyone was allowed to, so that counts.

rules: tag nine people you want to get to know better

relationship status: married

dogs/cats: ugh. LIZARDS. Why do people always ask the wrong question?

coke/pepsi: canadian dry gingerale with a bit of fruit juice. Or rootbeer. Pepsi if I HAVE to choose.

day/night: early afternoon. Binary options are mean.

text/call: Call. Still use a landline.

chapstick/lipstick: chapstick, my lips are really dry.

favorite color: teal/aquamarine

pets: two small children

wake-up time: 7:30 if I’m getting up with the kids, 8:30 to 9 if someone else watches the kids until then

elanorpam:

ceescedasticity:

ceescedasticity:

edenfalling:

curlicuecal:

downtroddendeity:

prokopetz:

whitmerule:

tawghasa:

pickkled-ginger:

anotherwellkeptsecret:

drjohnlock:

thesmileoctopus:

onetwothreemany:

momtngirl:

wolframalpha:

In case you were wondering what your species name is: https://wolfr.am/arC0eJ4f

(Our is Cataclysta Polyrrapha)

Made with Wolfram Language and explained in this Community post: https://wolfr.am/arBSPxnq

It’s a scarab beetle. I don’t know how to feel about this…

I AM BUFO DANIELAE. I AM A TOAD. OF COURSE I AM A TOAD.

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

ALSO KNOWN AS

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU BIRD PEOPLE AND YOUR COMMON NAMES

I’m Ectypia Jessica, which is apparently a type of mouth. Nice~

I’m a grey-faced tit-babbler

Aw!

Imma FROG

… apparently I am the king cobra. I feel rather special.

I’m a species of dwarf hunting spider so obscure that no publicly accessible photographs of it exist. It doesn’t even have its own Wikipedia page!

One-upmanship: I’m a species of prehistoric zooplankton so obscure that not only does it not have a Wikipedia page, the genus doesn’t have a Wikipedia page, and the Wikipedia page of genuses in the class is 99% redlinks.

I am an extremely tiny spider.

This is 100% true fact.

I did this with my legal name and with my fannish name, and both ways I am a type of owlet moth. *shrug* There are worse fates.

Depending on which name I used, I got a crane fly, a tussock moth, or a non-web-building spider.

Looking at some of the reblogs this thing got, I’m beginning to wonder if this site was a product of the Obscure Invertebrates Publicity Council.

what the fuck is that