Tag: memes

whetstonefires:

curlicuecal:

ficinferno:

dovabunny:

firelordhottie:

inquisitorsmabari:

scary-pansexual:

pooka-spirit:

toffyy:

vexcintdream:

lavalampwriting:

paladin-of-impala:

dying-at-the-disco:

leesacrakon:

emovirgil-sanders:

its-a-squirrel:

that-twink-over-there:

tbch:

I’m such a nice person but I’m honestly not trying to make you happy 😐

I’m such a hoe for lightning and kissing and taking care of someone

I’m such a bad boy and I don’t think you can do anything about that 😂

I’m such a bad human being and I’m not even the first person.

I’m such a sweetheart thank goodness

I’m such an idiot

Holy fuck

I’m such a lifeguard and I’m going home

Ok then….

I’m such a good man and I love you.

I’m such a mess and I’m going through way too hard for me.

I’m such a pretty good at this point in the morning

I’m such a big girl but I’m not really sure how I can make you happy.

I’m such a little worried but I’m not going in until I get to work

I’m such a slut of the people

I’m such a bad at using the future of a vase

I’m such a beautiful woman sitting in the kitchen unless for tea and a little bit of a hungry blond warden.

the hungry blond warden is Zevran

I’m such a fucking bag man

this goes two very different directions:

I’m such a bad bug but I can’t remember the last time I got to go to the bathroom

I’m such an amazing person and I love y’all so much

I’m such a tiny cat needs a big name so her full name is Champion Kaeru kibble Hexagon Basic special needs accommodated.

I’m such a good husband I am very very good.

mushroom-just-one:

People fell for this

[Animated gif showing someone cutting up a chocolate bar and putting it back together with a piece left over.

End ID.]

I remember that I was nursing Eldest when I first saw ‘Infinite Chocolate.*’

Today I showed it to Eldest for the first time, when he started talking about how he wanted to make infinite chocolate.

It’s a good day.

*(More accurately, when I first saw REFERENCES to this meme. None of the people I followed reblogged memes at that point.) 

32, 49, 50, 82?

32. Do you like watching scary movies? Hhahahaha!!!! … No. No, I’ve watched one or two accidentally. It was very bad.

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? Yes. A bit harder, with Eldest in school and Not Liking It. Little Sister doesn’t live here anymore. But it hasn’t changed that much. Which is good, because it’s a good life.

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now? Maybe folding laundry? Or playing with the kids?

82. Is there someone you will never forget? I don’t really forget people. My grandparents. My husband and kids. My parents and siblings. My cousins. They’re going to be important to me forever.

Some real creepy questions, I will answer any.

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
13. What about ‘R’?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
52. Are you nice to everyone?
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
56. Do you think you like someone?
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
60. Do you hate anyone?
61. How’s your heart?
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
70. How do you look right now?
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
72. Can you commit to one person?
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
75. Did you wake up cranky?
76. Are you a jealous person?
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
81. Last person you cried in front of?
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
85. Are you over your past?
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
97. Who do you have texts from?
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?