I guess this is probably a queerplatonic threesome, and sex is mentioned? Plus the strange gaps in Kon’s knowledge due to his upbringing? Reading shipping fic while being aro-ace sends my brain to weird places.
(Possibly squiky to aces who don’t work quite like me? Be careful?)
After getting random ‘I’m so grateful you’re back’ hugs from Red Robin!Tim and sort of freezing up that one time, Kon starts making an effort to casually be around him a lot. He keeps up conversations with Tim while moving around the Tower so that Tim follows him from room to room. He sits next to Tim on couches. He normalizes Tim having company.
Now, Kon sometimes misses some pretty basic things. Usually, Cassie has his back. Or Tim. But circumstances have left them with three overlapping blind spots:
- When Cassie first had sex with Kon at Titans Tower, she had to come to terms with the fact that her obsessively vigilant friend might see the footage.
- Tim turned off any emotional response to other people’s sexy times early in his career. Surveillance of gross crime lords. ~shiver~
- Cadmus Labs programmers were a little uncomfortable about programming sex stuff, and kind of glossed over sexual mores.
So when Kon sometimes casually makes out with Cassie while Tim is in their bedroom, nobody realizes how INCREDIBLY WEIRD AND INAPPROPRIATE this is.
Which means that when she notices and hisses,
‘TIM IS HERE’
one time, Kon looks completely baffled.
And her,
‘you do NOT have sex in front of people!’
is equally confusing. Which leads to dawning horror as she realizes that they HAVE been.
That’s bad. But it’s her panicked,
‘Have you been trying to seduce TIM?!’ that kind of messes everything up.
(Tim is right there.)
So Kon’s all,
‘What? NO! He is not in to me AT ALL.’
Because Tim totally had to explain sexuality to Kon and Bart and this involved lots of invasive questions. Neither of them really got the idea of any gender being inherently more attractive, though for somewhat diametric reasons. It eventually led to Tim explaining platonic attraction using their relationships as examples. And being able to provide absolutely no satisfactory labels for himself at all. (I’m not getting in to where exactly I see him as NOT fitting completely on the aro or ace spectrums. It’s complicated.)
‘I mean, I’d be fine if he was – would you have a problem with him having sex with us?!’
Like the idea had never even occurred to him. And she’s all,
‘Of course not!’
without thinking. And then realizes that it’s true. The idea seems completely natural? Not something either is LONGING for, exactly, but if that’s what he wanted?
At this point, of course, Tim walks out of the room. He is not dealing with any of this. He is going to quietly freak out far away, which is the correct and logical response.
Kon and Cassie are also freaking out, because now Tim isn’t going to talk to them for weeks while he avoids emotions. And Kon still isn’t sure quite where he went wrong?
Tim doesn’t talk to them for weeks while he avoids emotions.
Then, some time later, he casually follows Kon and Cassie into their bedroom again. Sits down in a chair and gets out his laptop. ‘Is it okay if I DON’T join you?’ With this arched brow and almost smirk. (There’s no sex that time, because it’s awkward. And this thing with him isn’t about sex. But Tim is there.)
They don’t say dating, because they aren’t, really. Tim is just their best friend. As important to them as they are to each other.
He isn’t particularly interested in being around when they’re making out. But his heartbeat always slows and calms when Cassie and Kon are enjoying being together, no matter what they’re doing. And maybe he sleeps in the bed with them sometimes, because he never really gets over being touch starved. (Not after sex, because the bed is gross. Ew.)
It’s platonic, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t important. There are a lot of different types of love.





















