allumetterouge:

lilalou-draws:

“And then Ashley said I couldn’t be a cheerleader because it’s unfair that I can fly. So rude…”
“Ashley, hm…? And what was her last name again?”

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Since I like working off a migraine and since @lilalou-draws totally deserves this, have a little something!

Hope you like it ❤


It was about when Hades released the Titans, that Damian realized he was the only one still watching the movie. It wasn’t completely unusual for Mar’i to be on her phone – in fact, she was almost as often on her phone as Damian lost his.

“Should we turn it off?”

Mar’i jerked up, her eyes wide as she turned towards him. “No,” she said. “I – I’m sorry, this is… No.”

Damian didn’t buy it. He had changed her diapers, for heck’s sake. Also, they had watched ‘Hercules’ together so often, both of them knew the lines by heart.

“So,” he drawled, “this about that Peter-guy?”

He could feel Mar’i’s glare without even turning his gaze from the TV. “Peter is so not the topic here. In fact, he’s not a topic, period.”

“Sure.”

“I mean it.”

A smile tugged at his lips. As if he hadn’t noticed the heated looks they gave each other when he’d picked Mar’i up from school. Still, it wasn’t like her to be this engrossed in her phone when the two of them hung out.

Mar’i lobbed her phone on the table, leaning against him and, for a while, they fell back into silence. It wasn’t until the end of the movie that she reached for the device again.

Sighing, Damian leaned forward, to let his niece wedge herself between the couch and his back. “Wanna talk about it or should I go get Grayson?”

“Don’t get Dad,” Mar’i groaned. “He’s just gonna be all… dad-ish.”

Humming, Damian repeated the word in his head. ‘dad-ish’. Well, Grayson was her Dad. Also, depending on what was actually bothering the girl, he might go and punch someone. Or get his better half to punch some planet or something until they felt better for not being able to help their daughter. There wasn’t really something parents could do about typical teenager problems.

“Just,” Mar’i sighed, “Remember I told you about the audition?”

“That cheer squad thing?”

“That’s the one.”

Mar’i leaned her head between his shoulder blades. On the TV, Netflix was urging them to watch another movie, but Damian just stared at the screen. This was more important. Becoming a cheerleader was a bit of a dream of her. When she’d been little, she had loved the costumes and had gotten her parents to buy her little uniforms of her own often enough. For a while, her closet had been almost exclusively filled with them, in the most ridiculous colors.

Damian was certain the whole shenanigans just reminded her of her Dad. Grayson and she didn’t share a lot in common physically. Their hair color, some physiognomy, but most of her genes came from her mother’s Tamaranean side.

“I tried out.”

“Good.”

“Reggie did too, and she was awesome.” Mar’i swiped across her phone for a second before tossing it to the other end of the couch. “She says ‘hi’ by the way.”

Glancing over his shoulder, Damian could see the leer his niece gave him. In return, he rolled his eyes at her. “So how did it go?”

“She made it. They would’ve been idiots not to take her.”

Mar’i grinned, but it was easy to see she wasn’t all that happy. In fact, one didn’t need any kind of training to notice how blatantly she was avoiding to talk about herself. Yet she did start with that particular topic. Stupid teenager logic.

“How about you? Did they take you, too?”

Mar’i sunk deeper into the cushions. “I did try out. You remember the routine Dad taught me once?”

“I remember a few routines he’s taught you.” Not to mention the routines he’d taught her himself. Damian turned to face her a little better. “You’re talking about the one from when he was grounded with a broken leg and all you guys did was watch musicals the whole day, don’t you?”

Chuckling, Mar’i nodded. “Yeah, that’s the one.”

“I do remember that one.”

With her eyes closed, she took a breath. And another one. No one had needed to teach her breathing technics like that. At a young age, she had just started to copy her mother whenever she’d been overwhelmed and didn’t want to cry and that’s that.

“I was really cool y’know? It was fun and then Ashley said I couldn’t be a cheerleader because it’s unfair that I can fly.” Blinking, Mar’i pursed her lips. “So rude…”

Damian flexed his hands. His niece might not be actually related to him by blood, but if there was one thing that related them to each other – more than to their respective parents, even – it was never actually fitting in with ‘normal’ people.

“Ashley, hm…?” He bared his teeth in something that resembled a grin. “And what was her last name again?”

“Just look up the file Grandpa has on her.”

“He doesn’t actually have files on all your classmates.”

“He might have.”

They grinned at each other – for real this time. “You know,” Damian said, “ I have this theory – that, if you cut off all her hair she’d look like a British man.”

Snorting, Mar’i shoved him. “You did not just quote ‘Mean Girls’ at me!” She couldn’t stop laughing, and it was badly infecting Damian, too. “How do you even know that movie?!”

“You’re not the first victim, having to endure Grayson’s antics when he’s grounded,” he chortled. “Also –” he took a breath – “Also, I suggest shaving her head in revenge.”

Mar’i went silent, both of them looking at each other, trying to estimate how serious this was. After a moment, she smiled.

“Deal.”

polyglotplatypus:

i lied i still fuckin love steven universe,,,, heres the gang, as gems

[Image description: 

  • Kieren is a tiny Rose Quartz, with adorable shorts under his strapless top. Gem on his chest.
  • Evengia is a perfect Jasper. Belly gem. She’s waving and laughing.
  • Sasha is a Grey Pearl. He’s doing the diamond salute, and doesn’t look very comfortable in his bathing suit/leotard thing.
  • Ethan is a Peridot with a forehead gem. He has a holographic screen thing, but no limb extenders.
  • Blanche is a Sapphire. She has a forehead gem and a collared top with bolero vest and tiny  bow. She, as always, looks unimpressed.

End ID.]

Episode 4 – Not A Recording | Crossing Wires

ziggyschutz:

crossingwirespodcast:

In which we miss connections.

Crossing Wires is written by Sarah Cowan and Ziggy Schutz, with sound design by Jack Strudwick.

Episode Four features the voices of Shianne Cline as The Nurse, Kyle John Brogan as The Conspiracy Theorist, Andréanne Lamothe as The Housewife, Tony Berkhoudt as The Prepper, Lizzie Apel as The Blogger, Brandon Ortega as The Soldier, Mickey as The Radio Repairman, and Emily White as — —–.

To find out more about our team, you can check us out here or on twitter @_crossingwires_

And if you’re enjoying our story, please consider taking a moment to rate and review us on itunes, share us on your social media of choice, or send your friends strange cryptid messages at odd times of the night.

Keep your radios close by, and tune in to the audio apocalypse.

This is the podcast I cowrite, about human connection at the end of the world. It’s very queer, it talks about navigating a new world with a disability, and I work with the most amazing group of people to bring it to life.

If you follow me, you will most definitely like it~

I finally overcame my fear of horror and apocalypse stories to give this a listen, as I’ve loved everything Ziggy’s written ever. 

It is fascinating and engaging. It was painful to finish the last episode and know I’d have to wait for more.

Mild spoilers below.

I felt a real sense of resonance and satisfaction when the soldier prays in the latest episode. 

The beauty vlogger’s anxiety hits so close to home that I’m uncomfortable and antsy listening to her. Even while rooting for her with everything in me. She makes it outside!

The storm chaser was okay with dying if he got to do it doing something he loved! His section was so wonderful.

And the housewife who gets to have adventures now!

Even with the dark setting, the story is so focused on on life and growing, that if isn’t too upsetting for me. The only thing that’s possibly triggering (for me) is if anything happens to the girl scout. She’s too young to be in this adventure, and bad things would be hard for me.

The only thing that I find a problem is the static. I know it’s part of the entire premise, and periods where it disappears really add to the story. But I already get earaches from listening to NORMAL sounds over my headphones. And my ADD and sensory processing make podcasts difficult to focus on. So I’ve got a pretty bad headache now. Makes listening a bit less enjoyable.

Still, I really enjoyed myself. It wouldn’t be a Ziggy story without a brain injury, and I grinned really big when I got to that character. I was like, “ZIGGY! I feel at home now, this is my friend’s story!” 

(All bloggers I follow are my friends, especially if they talk about themselves at all.)

The voices are all good, though I feel like a few of the accented characters are putting too much work into letting me understand them. But maybe that was because I forgot that these are messages meant for others, and maybe they would use that register. I’m not sure. I felt like the housewife wouldn’t care if I understood her, but she is an actor, so maybe she would.

There was also one scene where I wasn’t sure if it was the Vlogger talking or someone new. Maybe it would help if the background static/ambient noise changed a little to cue people. But I’m almost as bad at voices as I am at faces, so it might just be me.

(And I still long for trigger warnings. Because they are the greatest development that the internet has ever made popular.)

Really, though, production value is really good. Transitions are very well done. Voices are all clear, even past the static. Actors were chosen well. Story is wonderful.

I love how the writing is obviously be people who have lived these experiences. Anxiety colours every action the Vlogger makes, but she isn’t just her anxiety. We get a lot of diversity, and nothing is tacked on or one dimensional. A character gets to pray! Characters are allowed to be angry!

I’m a fan.

Episode 4 – Not A Recording | Crossing Wires

hoop-skirts-and-corsets:

The Bowes Museum The Art of Dressing

“We filmed the highly acclaimed historical costume specialist Luca Costigliolo, dressing a model in an exact replica 1870’s dress, made by his students at the National School of Cinema in Rome. The video was subtitled to enhance visitor accessibility and is one of several audio visual pieces which Indigo created and produced for the new Fashion and Textile Gallery at The Bowes Museum.”

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kylo–wren:

idontexistanymore1:

snorlaxatives:

first day of 2018: some ugly youtuber with bad hair films, exploits, and makes a mockery of a suicide victim

second day of 2018: the president has a big dick contest with kim jong un and threatens nuclear war

Mmmmm ok pack I️t up y’all 2018 is canceled

Okay but North and South Korea have reopened peace talks and a drone service has started delivering blood and medicine to remote hospitals in Rwanda that need it, in less than 30 minutes from the request being placed

We are not going to sit around and exclusively moan about the bad things for all of 2018 again. We are not doing this again. I can’t take it anymore.

newfragile yellows [214]

heartslogos:

“Alright, send in the unlicensed animagus and everyone pretend you didn’t see shit,” Bull says, gesturing for Maxwell to go on ahead. “In our reports we’re just going to write down that we saw the weirdest thing ever, and that we saw a this really annoying bird fly into the charmed and enchanted warehouse in order to drag out some fraudulent charmers as a distraction. Since apparently someone tipped them off and they’re now on alert for anything on two legs and generally upright in position.”

Everyone is looking expectantly and Maxwell and Maxwell is looking at himself expectantly because his soul has just left his body and is now watching the proceedings like it has nothing to do with this situation and it’s happening to someone else entirely.

“Being unlicensed animagus is a very serious crime and,” Maxwell starts. He doesn’t finish because the Iron Bull rolls his one eye so hard that Maxwell feels it in his brain.

“Relax greenhorn,” Krem says, “No one’s going to snitch on you. The Ministry doesn’t give a fuck. Lots of things can slide under the radar. Also? We’ve got loads of experience finding animagi and various other unregistered special people.”

Krem points at Dalish.

Dalish points at Grim.

Grim gestures in the direction of where Hawke’s team is waiting for the sign to move in.

Maxwell makes a face, “How did you know what it is anyway?”

Bull shrugs one shoulder. “Am I wrong?”

It wasn’t even Maxwell’s idea. This entire ordeal of being an unlicensed animagus was no Maxwell’s idea and he can’t stress that further.

It wasn’t even Ellana’s.

It was Kaaras’.

It was the summer before their seventh year and they were bored out of their skulls. Kaaras had wanted to do something risky, something dangerous, something exciting. Something, Maxwell has a lingering suspicion of, that would help shake off the lingering effects of almost dying multiple times at school for sport and other people’s entertainment. That had been just after their fifth year but Maxwell knows now that that sort of thing never really leaves you. It was only nine months and altogether counted perhaps maybe not even twelve hours. But Maxwell still feels the heat from the second trial as the magical dimension space filled with fire closed in around him.

He can still feel Ellana’s sweat-slicked skin slipping from his grasp.

Ellana had, for once, been incredibly reasonable and suggested that they attempt to create a Philosopher’s stone. It would have been a fun mental exercise.

Maxwell, for once, had been incredibly practical and suggested they attempt legilimency.  That would have been a literal mental exercise.

And then Kaaras shot straight out of the unexpected and said, let’s try to become animagi.

Needless to say, it did not take Ellana and Maxwell much convincing to say yes.

(“It can’t be harder than truth potions,” Ellana had said, causing Maxwell and Kaaras to exchange silent looks of concern over why Ellana had reason to be brewing truth potions to start with.)

At the end of it there were much surprises to be had and if they hadn’t been the best of friends before they certainly were then.

Kaaras surprised everyone by coming out of it a strong shouldered, boldly colored tiger with large paws, a piercing gaze, and dizzying stripes. Big, obvious, dangerous and attention demanding.

Maxwell also surprised everyone by emerging much smaller than they all thought he’d be, and with an incredible degree of mobility and versatility. Unobtrusive, common, ominous, and slightly unnerving.

(“Of course,” Kaaras has mused, “You would still be something with the ability to talk.”

“I tried,” Maxwell says, “Talking is hard in that form. Also thoughts and words are weird in general.”

“You can be your own mail carrier,” Ellana said, “Think of how great an excuse that can be when used right. Also, you can now probably talk to Chipper. Go ask him right now why he always takes so long with my parcels from home. I know he’s detouring somewhere. I just can’t figure out where.”)

Ellana surprised no one as she slid between them, scales matte and gray and hypnotic in their repetition. Her gums when she opened her mouth were as black as Kaaras’ stripes, as black as Maxwell’s feathers.

Ellana has always been the most honest, of the three of them. However strange that would seem to outsiders to their circle of three. There’s no one in the world more honest than a Slytherin looking to make a point.

All three of them different sorts of danger, wound up together.

Maxwell remembers them curling into each other. Kaaras huge in Maxwell’s shifted form, world-swallowing. And Ellana a sinuous line of not-quite matching black that twisted over Kaaras’ belly and back as she curled herself around him. And Maxwell over both of them, flapping his wings for balance before giving up and just rolling down until he was cradled in the curl of Kaaras’ body as the three of them settled into each other and themselves, basking in the thing they had just accomplished.

“Relax, newbie, no one is judging. Go do your thing and mess with their heads until they come away from the warehouse of dangerous charmed materials,” Rocky says, punching Maxwell’s hip. “And then get the fuck out of dodge, because I’m going to wreck this place so bad – “

“We need evidence,” Bull says.

“So…gently that the paperwork will only be a touch singed?”

“Better,” Bull says, “Get a move on before Hawke’s team gets ansty. I heard Carver’s off of medial leave and that brat is probably just spoiling to get this started. And given the fact that Hawke has the unfair advantage of being friends with this section’s main officer I don’t want to give them an excuse to take over. ”

“You heard the Chief.”

Maxwell shrugs and shrugs again. He shrugs off the shape of Trevelyan and shrugs into the shape of Maxwell. There’s a moment of lurching where Maxwell’s body does not keep up with his mind and he is weightless and falling.

But his body remembers and he’s flapping his wings, the world large before him, and full of possibility for anything he can think of.

Maxwell caws out once, considers pecking at Krem’s head – mussing his hair up – but decides not to. The thought of going over to where Ellana is right now also strikes him but he decides against that, too.

The revelation that the Iron Bull and the rest of them probably know that they’re illegal animagi can wait for after this. Ellana most likely would not want to be told right now, out in the open.

Maxwell caws out again and Dalish waves him off but he’s already beyond her, beyond their reach, bleeding darkness out into the night sky.

I really this Dragon Age Harry Potter AU, based on two series I haven’t read. It’s about FRIENDS. Platonic relationships! It’s just SO GOOD.

Roll Call

tantalum-cobalt:

Written for the @batfam-christmas-stocking event. I chose @batfem’s prompt “late night”. Hope you enjoy!!

Summary: It’s been… not a hard day, exactly, but a long one, and Bruce is tired down to his bones. There’s one thing he has to do before he can rest though. One thing he does every night he can.


Bruce runs a hand through his damp hair and tosses his towel in the laundry basket on his way out of the locker room. He pauses by the Batcomputer, dark and looming with only the safety lights illuminating the Cave. He could… Bruce shakes his head. No. It’s late. Only an hour and a bit shy of early morning. And the only open cases he has aren’t urgent.

Leaving the Cave behind, he makes his way to the kitchen. Raids the fridge for a quick snack and eats it standing at the sink, looking out over the moonlit grounds. Out of the city, it’s peaceful at this time of night. No dirty alleys, no backdrop of gunshots and screams. Just the moon and the stars twinkling above the quiet ground.

Inside, the Manor is dark and just as quiet with all his kids in bed. Bruce feels a calm, a peacefulness, that only comes when he knows where all his family are. Knows they’re safe and sound, tucked between a thousand thread count sheets instead of swinging into danger.

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