The establishment of the Chancery of Westminster in the 1430’s set standard spellings for official state documents.  In particular, the use of ‘I’ in preference to ‘ich’ and a variety of other usages of the first person pronoun.  The spelling of other words such as ‘land’ (the ‘lond’ of Chaucer) also became standardized in the modern form, alongside words like ‘such,’ ‘right,’ ‘not,’ ‘but,’ ‘these,’ ‘shall,’ ‘should,’ and ‘could’.  The influence of Chancery Standard was keenly felt in the quest to develop Standard English.  The East Midlands dialect had gained cultural dominance over the other dialects and flowed in through the political, commercial and cultural ‘triangle’ that joined London, Oxford and Cambridge.

However, the advent of the printing press and mass publication necessitated further developments in the standardization process.  The Chancery clerks had adopted the East Midland variants, and this naturally rubbed off on the London print houses.  Some choices made by printers seem to have been quite arbitrary, however.  For example, the adoption of the Northern dialect form ‘they,’ ‘their’ and ‘them’ for plural and possessive pronouns, when the more common Southern dialect favoured ‘hi,’ ‘hir’ and ‘hem’ (although this may have been simply to create a clear distinction with singular pronouns such as ‘he,’ ‘her’ and ‘him’).

…Early proof readers must have had a near-impossible task, as books often contained multiple variations of spellings of the same word.  Particular confusion centred on the use of double vowels and consonants; for example, ‘booke’ and ‘boke’ and ‘fellow,’ ‘felow’ and ‘felowe’.

…Punctuation was another area in which usage and forms gradually became more standardized through printed language.  Full stops became common at the end of sentences, and the convention of using capital letters for proper nouns and at the beginning of sentences became commonplace.

“The Story of English: How an Obscure
Dialect Became the World’s Most-Spoken Language” (via mostly-history)

sweptunderthewug:

UGH, WHY, and UGH

[Image shows a popular meme: a guy holding his girlfriend’s hand but whistling at a pretty passing lady. The girl looks disgusted. Each of them are labeled.

Gross Guy has the label: Me

Passing Lady: Adamant Defense of the Oxford Comma

Hopefully-soon-to-be-Ex-Girlfriend: My Performative Contempt for Prescriptivism

End ID.]

Do you have any advice for writing a full review? I plan to leave it as a comment on a fic, but also to put on tumblr. It’s going to be entirely positive, I just never really know what to say when it comes to multiple paragraphs, you know?

ao3commentoftheday:

I can’t say I’ve ever written one before. I’ll put some ideas for paragraphs here, and then we’ll see what other people think 🙂

Remember that when you post your review you should include the fic title and a link, the author’s name (preferably tagging their tumblr too), and information about both fandom and shipping (if applicable). 

  • plot summary (minus spoilers)
  • relation to canon (related to an episode, set in what season, total AU) and genre
  • themes and/or tropes
  • favourite quotes/moments – something about the writing style, perhaps?
  • your emotional response

This is very general, so if you’ve seen fic reviews that you like I’d suggest using them as a sort of template. Also, try to think of who’s going to be reading your review. What would they like to know? What would they want kept as a surprise?

You could also reach out to the author about it and see if there’s anything in particular they’d like you to highlight or hide. There might be something you want to include that the author doesn’t want revealed, after all 🙂

What do the rest of you think?

I’ve written quite a few reviews, but they’re a few points interspersed between flailing and all caps praise. Probably not super professional.

When I can keep myself organized, my usual format is:

  • Title (Links to fic) [if authour doesn’t post to Tumblr, otherwise, just reblog the Tumblr version of the story]
  • Authour (links to authour’s page), Pseudonyms (link to other sites they post fic) [see previous note]
  • Fic’s major warnings, because I read everything from gen fluff to wrongbad non-con, and want to let followers nope out before even starting my review (I also warn for romance, because I’m ace and I CAN)
  • General theme of story, no spoilers
  • Praise of favourite elements – writing style, atmosphere, dialogue, etc.
  • Read more with disclaimer that spoilers are mentioned under cut
  • Actual plot summary, still not with major spoilers
  • Gushing praise of things that need lots of praise (my ADD means this is actually in tangents throughout all parts of story, but I add a big chunk here anyways)
  • Additional disclaimer if I need to gush about a major spoiler, writing becomes more directed at authour
  • Final thank you to authour, and re-emphasis of the story elements I’m most grateful for (may be because I’m Canadian, not sure if thanking someone for writing is normal etiquette)

ryrythescienceguy:

nerdgul:

shadowdragonia:

max-thepinkhairlesbian:

me: *getting ready to sleep*

the demons in my head: cat.(ding ) I’m a kitty cat. and I dance dance dance.

me: what year am I in

This meme is so ancient most ppl who rebloged this prolly dont even know the video jingle this came from.

12 years. This meme is 12 years old

according to know your meme it’s actually 14 years old. as of today, coincidentally. happy birthday kitty cat dance thank you for your contribution to meme history

[Gif is a photo of a cat, posed so that it looks like its standing. The photo is reversed back and forth, which makes the cat look like its hopping from foot to foot. It ends with a close up of the cat’s top half, and its eye is photoshopped to wink. The gif’s text reads,

I’m a cat 

I’m a kitty cat

And I dance

Dance 

Dance

And I dance

Dance

Dance

Gif repeats forever.

End ID.]

thecringeandwincefactory:

nentuaby:

original: https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/977299937963765761

My god this is applicable to so many situations: this is in no way a WE situation.

[Image shows a tweet by A Mancino-Williams, @Manda_like_wine, saying, “Just passed a mum with her little girl, no older than 7, who was crying over a skinned knee.

“Mum: I don’t think we need to cry over this anymore.

“Little girl, still crying: This is in NO WAY a WE situation.”

Lou Kellett, @LouKellett, replies, “Once saw a Mum say to her kid “Stop it, people are staring,” and the kid replied “Well they shouldn’t, you told me it’s rude to stare.” Epic.”

End ID.]

Robins Meeting Their Future Batman Selves

bat-trix:

Dick Grayson: if I meet another version of me who became Batman, I will cry in this Chili’s

Jason Todd: my future Batman self told me to pull myself up by my bootstraps and get a job so I became an evil Batman to spite him

Tim Drake: if I meet another version of me who became an evil Batman, I will let myself get dropkicked out of a skyscraper again

Stephanie Brown: if I ever met a me who became Batman I would have to perform a mercy-kill for the first time in my life

Damian Wayne: my future Batman self had a kitten in his utility belt.  I deem this………. acceptable

Duke Thomas: I thought my future Batman self was cool for about ten seconds until I realized it meant that I made the conscious decision to continue associating with these people

BONUS

Cassandra Cain: you will all be able to meet my future Batman self in ten years