historicandgay:

Alright folks. I have no idea about what the fuck the McElroys are. No go damn clue at all,, people have been obsessed with them for months and like a god damn fool I am lost after all this time. and I’ll see stuff about them on my dash,, but it always leaves me with more questions than answers?? Like are they producing podcasts?? But I’ve also seen videos of them., so what the fucks that about?? I’ve heard about an adventure zone? I think they make that? Like I’m somewhat sure they’re producing fictional content, but whenever people talk about it they always just mention the McElroys like they’re characters in the content they’re producing????? And ALSO aren’t they brothers?? For some reason I’m p damn sure there 3 of them, but?? I’ve only ever heard anyone talk about Griffin McElroy. Is he just the most popular or do the other two not exist and I’m going crazy, are there more than 3 brothers.? What exactly are they making? What are they doing??? Are the McElroys real people??? I’ve heard about my brother my brother and me, is that some kind of music thing? Every now and again Griffin McElroy will pop on my dash like some kind of godforsaken cryptid but no one else seems the slightest bit confused about all this shit?? And I know I haven’t actually put up that much of an effort to figure it out, but whenever I see a new thing tagged Griffin McElroy, I feel more lost than I ever have in my life and like I’m fucking Charlie and I. Got. Boxes. Of. Pepe. Silvia.

agwitow:

writing-prompt-s:

You are the owner of a magic backpack; every morning you stick your hand in and it contains exactly what you need for the day. One morning it contains a gun.

The backpack was a gift from your grandmother. It had saved her life more than once during WWII, and when she passed it on to you she explained that it had four specific rules.

“Regardless of whether you’ve put anything in the bag, the first thing you pull out each morning will be the item you need most that day. Items pulled out only last for 24 hours before disappearing. You never have to use an item, though there are always consequences for ignoring the bag’s help. And one day you will pull out a slip of paper with a name on it. That is the person you must pass the bag on to. The bag will never work for you again after that point.”

She gave you the bag when you were twelve and for seven years you pulled out an item every morning. Most days it was something simple, like a pen or pair of sneakers. Once you pulled out a rubber chicken (that was an interesting day).

It’s a bright spring day when you pull out a gun. You stare at the weapon in disbelief. Why would you need a gun? You’ve got a test in Anthropology 110, and an essay due in English 110, your younger brother needs you to drive him to pick up his car (’cause it got towed), and your girlfriend’s play is opening that night. None of which would ever make you think you need a gun.

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thebibliosphere:

cell113:

bri-ecrit:

moonbian:

moonbian:

hey if u can’t drive/are a slow learner due to a disability or mental illness, just picture historical figures like pirates or the founding fathers trying to operate a car.

it’s only “easy” bc we’ve normalized it.

it would be great for neurotypicals to reblog this

I didn’t get my license until I was 26 because of my mental health struggles. Just sayin’.

Took me until 24 to beat back my anxiety enough to be able to drive, and I still sometimes have almost panic attacks on the road.

30 and still haven’t learned because of anxiety. You’re doing just fine.

I was 28. My anxiety finally moved on to other things.

the-gay-autistic-meme:

softpastelflower:

no-spoons-given:

xoxogarnet:

fl0ralgf:

me: hello can you please tag [insert ‘obscure’ trigger] it causes me to have flashbacks

gross person: actually no. its not listed under the Official Neurotypical Approved List Of Triggers™. please try going outside !!

@all of my followers please feel free to hmu if you have an “obscure” trigger and you need me to tag something on my blog. I’ll do it straight away and I promise I won’t be upset

!!!

please tell me if you need something tagged, this is a safe place ❤

Don’t Be Afraid To Ask!

iguanamouth:

Watch My Awful Lizard Refuse To Eat Pumpkin Because Its Not October Anymore ( the movie)

[Video description: 

A hand takes a plate of shaved pumpkin out of a microwave. Voice singing: Gonna feed my hungry lizard. 

Plate is placed on floor: Wasabi! Hey. Want some? 

Iguana ignores it: No? 

Laughs: Alright, cool. 

Iguana takes a few bites: Yeah! 

Iguana rejects piece that still has rind, person takes it away: Oops. 

Iguana now turns from entire plate. They are done: No?

Sirens sound, the text ‘bad dog’ appears on the screen.

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incogneat-oh:

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NEAT-OH STORY! There is a new story by Neat-oh! There are Batboys and they interact and it SOUNDS LIKE NEAT-OH. That is my favourite sound.

This is a GIFT.

NOBODY BE MEAN AND TELL HER TO WRITE MORE.

This precious story must be savoured and hugged and shared with all your friends. NEW NEAT-OH FIC!!