conner treating jon like his baby brother until he remembers that he’s superman’s clone and just grabbing john and going ‘hey kid i’m your father now’ and jon calls him dad 2 sometimes because it makes clark sigh really loudly.
lois thinks the entire thing is hilarious
conner waking up in a cold sweat and calling tim like “tim im only 19 i don’t know how to take care of a baby! jon’s so impressionable what am i gonna do?” and tim is just not even fazed he’s like “idk conner you can’t do a worse job than clark did with you right? just make sure he doesn’t run off to hawaii and get a piercing he’ll be fine”