glitter6ug:

taco-bell-rey:

straight dating: We have been talking for a few months and I think we are officially going out.

gays dating: this is Adam i met him 2 hours ago at H&M and he is the one 🙂

lesbians dating: we have been best friends for four years

Aro dating: you are my best friend in the world, I want to spend the rest of my life with you, I’ve known you for years, kissing doesn’t sound terrible … could we skip dating and just get married?

naamahdarling:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

minementis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

thaliaai:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i always know when a fic writer has never experienced a hickey

How? It’s not like you’ve experienced one either.

“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving dark purple spots along the way.”

either they’re tossing away the meaning of “nibbled” for the advancement of smut or they have a solid misunderstanding of hickeys. it takes like four or five straight seconds of hard suction to make a spot “dark purple”.

okay so two options here:

“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving faint pink spots along the way.”

OR (and this one is better imo)

“[character A] sucked on the skin of [character B]’s collarbone harder than a vacuum on high power, leaving behind appropriately dark purple hickeys”

“[Character A] puckered their lips and absolutely Hoover™’d the life out of [Character B]’s entire neck. ‘You DirtDevil™’ [Character B] said with a breathy sigh.”

CHARACTER A sucked on CHARACTER B’s neck for a suspiciously long time and caused a sharp fucking pain leading CHARACTER B to shout FOR FUCK’S SAKE I HAVE TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW

Character A cries “I’m sorry, I gave you a hickey!”

Character B says “That’s okay, it’s fine.”

CHARACTER A yells “YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT YET!”

Character A makes sure to create their suspiciously mouth shaped bruises far below Character B’s neckline. It takes forever, and they have to redo several of them, because they didn’t suck for long enough. The next day, every single one is visible, no matter which shirt Character B wears.

k

My husband is getting worried about my depression. Obviously need to take some steps to protect myself.

So I ask people to tag ‘politics’ and ESPECIALLY anything involving real people dying because people are terrible.

People burning to death because landlords are awful. People planning to send their ashes to the government when they die. Police brutality. I just need to be able to prepare myself before viewing that stuff, right now.

And if I’m following you and you know you won’t be tagging things, could you let me know? I’ll be unfollowing some people, and I’m going to HATE it, because I like ALL the people I’ve been following. I only follow people I really like.

But I spent all day in bed, today. Everything seems too hard. It will get better, but I need to do the dumb things that protect me right now.

Ugh. Dash is going to get BORING-ER.

Idk if you do this but can you help me find this fic? It was like a reversal age au and Damian was the oldest and Tim was the one who died and it was Jason pov and Tim kidnaps Jason as the red hood. it was baby Robin Jason being happy and loved with older bro Damian and steph. And it was beautiful. It could help me I would love it. Thank you!

audreycritter:

cerusee:

audreycritter:

I don’t recognize this but does it sound familiar to anyone?

Wing Beats in Reverse by Firefright.  http://archiveofourown.org/works/6187234/chapters/14175421

THANK YOU!

Wings looks like it’s probably the best fit (plus, it is GREAT).

If it turns out that you’re looking for a DIFFERENT age-swap fic, though, Anon, I have some options for you. I made a rec list for all my favourite tropes (in the Batfam). Age swapped characters is one of those tropes. I have 9 alternatives for you right now – though not all of them focus on Jason. And you reminded me how much I love this trope, so I might add some more after reading them.

Thanks for reminding me to reread Wings Beat in Reverse. Enjoy the Batfamily and SIBLINGS.

red-winged-angel:

mrkenyon:

solarisii:

itshazel-belle:

candycoateddoom:

returnedfromthesunlesscountry:

blackcatula:

supaslim:

WARNING ABOUT A REALLY NASTY NEW VIRUS.

Meet CryptoLocker. It’s your worst nightmare. A lot of antivirus software, including the big names, cannot yet detect or stop it. If your computer gets it, CryptoLocker takes all your files hostage by encrypting them and giving you a certain amount of time to send a certain amount of money to the man behind the virus.

The encryption is very tidy, and so far seems uncrackable (well, crackable, but it might take a couple centuries). If you tamper with the virus itself, it will pretty much self-destruct and take everything with it. And the way the money is transferred, the dick programmer behind it all for the moment is pretty much uncatchable.

YOU CANNOT GET RID OF THIS VIRUS WITHOUT COMPLETELY WIPING YOUR COMPUTER. YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS PREVENTION AND PREPARATION.

Back up your computer to something like an external hard-drive, or even an internal hard-drive that you just take out and stuff away somewhere for safe keeping. Make sure your antivirus is up to date, avoid skeevy sites, and don’t open random emails. DO NOT download email attachments unless you know exactly what it is, because that seems to be how this is primarily being transmitted.

You can learn more about it here.

We’ve actually run into this at work. It’s extremely aggressive and a major fucking pain to get rid of. One of our guys got infected with it and even paid the company whatever fee they charge to decrypt the files, and due to “an error processing the first payment”, ended up double-charging him (no refunds, of course) and is virtually untrackable.

Literally fuck this guy with a cactus. Like, if you see him, offer to introduce him to your little cactus friend in a quite personal and intimate manner. This shit is FUCKING INEXCUSABLE.

Also, bulk up on your virus protection, limit your porn and illegal cartoon-watching and torrents to safe sites, DO NOT OPEN EMAIL ATTACHMENTS UNLESS YOU’RE EXPECTING THEM, and just be careful in general, cause this one is one of the nastiest viruses around.

I wouldn’t reblog a virus alert unless I was dead serious about how bad it is.

Snopes Confirms

I got an e-mail from my dad about this.

Mandatory reblog.

So the information in this is a little outdated. CryptoLocker CAN BE DEFEATED without just erasing everything on your hard drives or paying the ransom. CryptoLocker encrypts your files with a encryption that is unique to your computer, which sucks cause it made it hard to break. But long story short: A Dutch security firm now has a data base of keys and offers a free service HERE. You send them a encrypted file and your email and they’ll will then email you a decryption key along with a download link to our recovery program that can be used together with the decryption key to repair all encrypted files on your computer. 

More Info on CryptoLocker here.
Other Ransomware & Fake Antivirus removal guides can be found on this blokes channel
 
Also take this as a good reminder to back up important files. 

Reblogging this good news!

This post has been all over my dash the past few days, it’s good to see someone found a way to help!

Reblog to save a life, this -destroyed- my computer and fucked up so much of my university work from the last two years back in janurary. Back then there wasn’t a solution and I lost -so- much. Thankfully I didn’t trust them enough to send money. But yeah, thanks to @buttstallion-teh-unicorn, she got me up and running again when I felt like the world was crashing down around me.

stop going to see sausage party

goopy-amethyst:

bakrua:

dont go see it so ‘see how bad it is’
dont go see it ‘for a laugh’

dont go see it FOR ANY REASON

do not give the makers money. do not boost the stats for how many people went and saw the movie. DO NOT GO AND SEE THE MOVIE. its not funny. none of this is funny. theres no reason you should go and see a rape-filled unfunny racist piece of fucking garbage. stop supporting blatant fucking racism like

Also have in mind that tons of the workers had to work for FREE extra hours because the animation studio treated ‘em like bullshit.
For real, if you wanna see how bad it is watch it online