Tag: spiders

skittering-roach:

beyondthetemples-ooc:

sohotthateveryonedied:

I don’t care what you say, this is the single greatest comic panel of all time and nothing can convince me otherwise.

@skittering-roach This has to have context, right?

It sure do! 

I’m not going to do the issue any justice with this explanation cuz I haven’t read it in forever, but basically, there was a point when Kon lost his powers and was kinda bummed (both about that and some other issues). So Impulse and Secret teamed up to try to figure out how they could get Kon’s powers back, despite Kon flat out telling them that he did not want them to do this. 

Most of the issue they keep trying to get his powers back by putting him through a bunch of classic origin story scenarios, which only get him hurt/sick, and then they try to replicate Barry Allens origin by dumping “chemicals” on him (I believe they couldn’t find chemicals, so just used paint and a bunch of random garbage liquids) then nearly electrocuted him. 

Kon decided enough is enough and pinned Impulse down (since he was the one who came up with the idea) and tries to force him to eat sushi, as both a kind of payback and showing him how annoying it is when someone keeps trying to force you to do something you don’t want to do. 

Also, the sushi was from a previous plan of theirs, which involved him eating one with a spider in it to get spider powers.

ruthlessamor:

ayellowbirds:

punishandenslavesuckers:

There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. 

Here it is:

No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.

No one.

First post has two images.

First says “What if Spider-man’s superpower was shooting spiders out of his hands” with a picture of this happening.

Second says “No one would ever commit crimes” and shows two men in stereotypical burglar costumes, covered by the falling spiders. One is swearing and looks grossed out. The other is curled in a ball and screaming.

The next post shows a page from a comic book. There are six panels showing Spiderman trying to end a hostage situation.

Dialogue:

Hostage taker: You! Quit! Leave! Right now! This weapon has a hundred thousand volts, and I’ll tag this girl with every last one of them unless you —”

Spiderman: The spiders.

Hostage taker: Uh. What?

Spiderman: I’m summoning the spiders.

Hostage taker: What are you —?

Spiderman: I’m Spider-man. And you’re making me mad. I’m summoning the spiders. They will come to my call.

Spiderman: Hundreds of them. Thousands. And all of them at my command.

Spiderman glares at the hostage taker for a panel.

Spiderman: Because I’m SPIDER-MAN.

Hostage taker, with hands in the air as hostage runs away: I give, dude! I GIVE!

mythicalmagistra:

oneandtwotogether:

ponywithafez:

lady-digby-chicken-caesar:

stepharooni:

superboyfriends:

ethelindi:

Everyone probably knew this was coming.

#i legit CRY at this commercial #it actually makes me CRY #boom-dee-ada-boom-dee-ada #i just love the fucking world okay? #sobbing now

I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THIS COMMERCIAL

I was just thinking about these commercials and how I wanted one on my tumblr, and now here it is!

Awkward confession time: whenever I feel like the world is shit and I can’t keep dealing with it, I watch this and/or read about cool science things to remind me that it’s not all bad. 

For all of you having bad days

This version has both songs

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

Day in the life of a scientist

Me, at an art store: I need a paint marker with low toxicity and a delicate tip.
Employee: What kind of project are you working on?
Me: It’s for a research project. I just need bright colors.
Employee: What medium are you using? Canvas or paper?
Me: uh….spiders.
Employee: Plastic or felt?
Me: ….live spiders. Like, from the forest.
Employee: ….
Employee: I have to get back to the counter.