#review: the big sister or aunt we all want in our lives. always thoughtful. excellent taste in fictional characters. A Very Good Reptile.

I’ve had this open since I got it, checking back every once in a while. Thank you!

I DO love being a big sister, and after FINALLY convincing a sibling, sibling-in-law, or cousin to create offspring after over a decade of effort, I can also confirm I love being an aunt!

(I am also delighted to be thought of as a reptile. Gecko is a good name and I’m glad I chose it.)

#review : Catching username. Seems like that very nice person, you willingly want to behave around. Loving the suff they post and reblog. You’re feeling bad? Look through their blog. If I didn’t know what to say/talk about then I would start a conversation. 10/10 would follow again.

Look at this review! What a great review!

Apparently, I help cheer at least one person up! That’s something I can remind myself of on bad days – someone looks at my blog to help when they’re feeling bad!

I’m so happy. Thank you SO MUCH @marudny-robot.

(PS. Examples of how to talk to Gecko include:

  • Hey, Gecko. Let me tell you a cute thing about my family – 
  • Hey Gecko, I am neurodivergent/mentally-ill too. Have you experienced this thing?
  • I like this thing about Jubilee!
  • Anything about Batfam/Teen Titans/X-Men/Steven Universe/Discworld/so many other things
  • Cute story involving kids
  • Comment about any kid in comics, or really, any media. As long as it isn’t about their death/suffering.
  • History! Especially fashion, linguistics, architecture, and culture. Please, please, please, I need to talk to history nerds SO BAD.
  • Isn’t This Fanwriter the BEST?! I will fan with you at the drop of a hat.

As long as you’re okay with slow conversations, I like talking.)

your creature name

neptunite1229:

heyitsplas:

snekkens-yo:

starstilmars:

cocoa-wheats:

aninorphs:

jamesbdavis:

seerofspacingout:

monstalove:

mons-trosity:

monstersandmaw:

monster-ho:

nihilismpastry:

potato-sollux:

maxrants:

first letter of your first name

last two letters of your last name

last 2 letters of your first name

mtttt

why me

Nerha…

That’s actually pretty. 

Pesla… Im picturing plague demon and I am cool with this

Vghia. That… that sounds like an unpleasant affliction one might catch in the bathroom of an outer-rim space port… 

*tries maiden name instead* Vthia. Marginally better??

Herah… hmmm I like it!! I don’t know what kind of monster I’d be, maybe a deertaur? Or some kind of forest creature??

Lekna….. I’m feeling long forgotten elderich god or just a hella dorky sea creature, what’s your opinion?

bieny? I sound like a silly forest nymph

Jises

Am I a weird Gamera kaiju?

Mine is fucking Arson

Lanan BITCH

Bgsly 🤔

Gerce dhdhshhs

Eandh smh

Jnyen

All i can imagine is a type of fish

I ended up with 9 possibilities, because I have no clue what I consider my real name. Favourites:

  • KRSIS – pronounced ‘crisis,’ I’m a 90s superhero’s mutated animal companion.
  • Krsna – Nope, I don’t appropriate names of dieties.
  • Kkois – you have to roll the ‘k.’ I’m some sort of eerily beautiful tree-frog-thing.
  • Koena – Maybe a lynx? I am far more feminine than Actual-Gecko.
  • Koeis – Finally, the gecko form I have always longed for! Can be pretty, can be grubby, can hang from walls sticking out my tongue at people – my true self is at last free!

chanyeolsvalentine-archive:

im gonna tumblr-ify this ask game so mutuals send me an emoji and i’ll complete this:

you are my:

(  ) mutual

(  ) friend

(  ) close friend

you intimidate me:

(  ) yes

(  ) no

do i want to talk more:

(  ) yes

(  ) no

have i ever had a crush on you:

(  ) yes

(  ) no

best feature:

(  ) @

(  ) layout

(  ) posts

random

( ) you’re very funny

(  ) you’re adorable

(  ) i freaked out when you followed me

(  ) i feel like i annoy you

(  ) i love seeing your posts on my dashboard

(  ) you’re so pretty

(  )  i love you a lot

(  ) you’re so relatable

(  ) i’m grateful for you

(  ) i wish i could meet you one day

tuesdayisfordancing:

wirehead-wannabe:

intrigue-posthaste-please:

liamdryden:

great-tweets:

First there was Yanny Vs. Laurel, now there’s Brainstorm Vs. Green Needle.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I can’t hear “storm” at all. The second piece is two syllables! How could it resolve into “storm”? I’m totally mystified.

No idea how, but I can totally hear both

Seconding intrigueposthaste. If I focus, I can hear “brain” instead of “green”, but I am utterly at a loss for how you can get “storm” out if it.

[Tweet by Vinny Skywalker, @sirvinnyd, saying, ‘If you think the word “brainstorm” you hear the word brainstorm. If you think the words “green needle” you hear green needle.’

The video shows a close up of several glass figurines. One has been fit into a socket and is lighting up in a flickering way.

End ID.]

I hear it as “brain clunk/sss storm.”

There’s a beat in the middle between the two words.

When I listen for “green needle” it’s much clearer, though.

lynati:

quousque:

thesallowbeldam:

conlangprompts:

Your conlang uses a single word for “give (someone or something) up”, kast.  It also inflects for both subject and object, for example r- is 1st person subject, and i- is 2nd person object.  There’s a special verb form, marked by –li that means “will never”.

With that in mind, rikastli, my loyal followers.

…you will burn in the fiery lakes of hell for this abomination, @conlangprompts.

this is like tolkein’s elvish atlantis pun but worse

sweet jesus spread on a cracker

How sexy is your name?

bmc-switched-au:

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

– Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
– Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
– Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
– Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

380….qwq ain’t that sexy

sweptunderthewug:

UGH, WHY, and UGH

[Image shows a popular meme: a guy holding his girlfriend’s hand but whistling at a pretty passing lady. The girl looks disgusted. Each of them are labeled.

Gross Guy has the label: Me

Passing Lady: Adamant Defense of the Oxford Comma

Hopefully-soon-to-be-Ex-Girlfriend: My Performative Contempt for Prescriptivism

End ID.]

ryrythescienceguy:

nerdgul:

shadowdragonia:

max-thepinkhairlesbian:

me: *getting ready to sleep*

the demons in my head: cat.(ding ) I’m a kitty cat. and I dance dance dance.

me: what year am I in

This meme is so ancient most ppl who rebloged this prolly dont even know the video jingle this came from.

12 years. This meme is 12 years old

according to know your meme it’s actually 14 years old. as of today, coincidentally. happy birthday kitty cat dance thank you for your contribution to meme history

[Gif is a photo of a cat, posed so that it looks like its standing. The photo is reversed back and forth, which makes the cat look like its hopping from foot to foot. It ends with a close up of the cat’s top half, and its eye is photoshopped to wink. The gif’s text reads,

I’m a cat 

I’m a kitty cat

And I dance

Dance 

Dance

And I dance

Dance

Dance

Gif repeats forever.

End ID.]