ironychan:

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

Comic panels showing Spiderman, Iron Man, and Hulk. Spiderman is standing on the wall, body parallel to the ground. Iron Man is watching him, interested. Hulk is happily eating pizza. Text:

Iron Man: But can you stick to the window?

Spiderman: Yeah. It’s really easy.

Iron Man: Interesting. That’s glass. A sheer surface. And you’re not even sliding around?

Spiderman: Not at all. Here, push me a little.

Iron Man: Yeah. You’re stuck.

Spiderman: I’m telling you, I stick to everything. Ceiling. Walls. Doors. Windows. I’ve done it all.

Iron Man: Really? Stick to, ummm … stick to – uh – stick to – ahh! Stick to the Hulk.

Later, Hercules shows up: Green Sir. You have a spider on your arm.

Hulk, arm sticking straight out to accommodate Spiderman hanging upside-down from it: Spider-Man is Hulk’s friend.

End ID.]  

ttwasteland:

New Episode! Our hosts tackle the problematic Defenders #11. Topics include: 70’s racism vs 80’s racism vs today’s racism, Steves being Steves, Chewbacca barflies, AV miscues fucking up Hub’s first comedy sketch, partially M.O.D.O.K.ed Robert Blakes, and the true secret origin of Santa Clause! All this plus the sense shattering debut of “Wong Day’s Journey Into Night”! It probably won’t actually shatter any of your senses, but better safe than sorry! Alarm! Alarm!

https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/ttwasteland/episodes/2017-05-31T19_05_21-07_00

[Note: I started writing this review months ago. When this episode came out, actually. And finished it now, without changing anything from back then. Can confirm they’re still great.]

Podcast I started following a few weeks ago. Reviews the old Teen Titans, New Teen Titans, and Defenders series.

Warnings for A LOT of swearing, and constant alcohol consumption on the podcast.

I’m really enjoying them. They love zany, nonsensical comics, and can really share that passion and love.

Here’s how it works:

Hub, the main host, recaps one of the issues. I’ve only just made it past episode 50, so I’m still in Teen Titans, before they became the New Teen Titans. It’s the 70s. I’ve listened to a few of the most recent issues, where the Titans have made it to the 80s and the Defenders are in the 70s. I can confirm that issues being recapped are still crazy.

Possibly all comics are crazy if you read them the right way.

Anyways, Hub gives a recap, usually with as many tangents as I have. It’s pretty funny. Then his brother Cory shows up and they discuss their reactions. Cory hasn’t read many comics, so all his reactions are as a new comer, experiencing the weirdness for the first time. Usually they have drunk quite a bit.

The drinking, and the type of swearing they use, took a little while for me to get used to. But they’re good people, really funny, and obviously really enjoy each other. The chemistry is great. Comics are mocked without things ever getting mean spirited. 

The phrase, “It was a different time, when everything was terrible,” is used a lot. Racism and sexism are rampant in these comics, and these two try to tackle that as healthily as two white dudes can. While not losing their joy for the good.

The main weakness is that Hub’s wife, Lisa, sometimes shows up. She’s too good and I want her to be a costar. Why must they torment me like this?

It’s a lot of fun.

There is a new Exiles series. in honor of that, what would be your ideal Exiles team?

waitingforthet:

Billy, Teddy, or Kate from Hawkeye’s trio of thieves from the fantasy land in Battleworld.

Speaking of Battleworld, either Mustand (She-Hulk and Hawkeye’s kid) or Firefly (the Wasp and the Human Torch’s kid) from the original Battleworld.

Evil Mimic who turned good after meeting the Exiles’ version of himself, Big M.

The Scarlet Warlock 

Rogue Thor 

And May Parker, the original Spider-Girl.

That sounds AMAZING.

mikkeneko:

“If you were really here,” Thor says with a half-smile, “I’d hug you.”

He tossed the wine stopper at Loki, fully expecting it to sail right through. Instead, to his astonishment, Loki reached up and gracefully plucked the stopper out of the air.

He stared. Loki smiled.

“I’m here,” he said, and despite the deliberately casual air, there was something tentative about his voice.

Thor rose up and was halfway across the room in one motion. Loki didn’t meet him halfway – quite – but he took one tiny step forward and for Loki, that tiny step meant a lot. Thor engulfed him in a bear hug and, after a minute, Loki returned the embrace.

For a long moment they stood there, locked in the embrace, as Thor tried to come to grips with the fact that he hadn’t lost all of his family, after all.

Then – “Loki,” Thor said, shifting uncomfortably. The pinching sensation didn’t let up, and what he’d taken at first to be the buckles on Loki’s armor, ow. “Loki, are you stabbing me?!”

“Sorry,” Loki said, not removing his dagger from between Thor’s ribs. “Habit.”

neilaglet:

HEAVY IS THE WEBHEAD THAT WEARS THE CROWN

[Comic description. Spider-man is is swinging around the city, with little ‘thwip’ sound effects. 

I’ve added punctuation to the text, since the comic uses only size and placement. Text:

Spider-man: D-d-d-danger lurks behind you, there’s a stranger out to find – ooh – is that – [he shoots a web down] it is – a lil burger king crown. [Pulls crown up and places it on head] Wuh-oh, my spider sense is kingling. Ha! Hey, I’m wall king here.

Off screen civilian: Hey! I’m trying to sleep here!

Spider-man: Sorry, you know how us friendly neighborhood Spider-men like to crown around.

Civilian, throwing shoe: Gahhhhh!!!

[Shoe ‘thop’s against wall.]

End description.]

alstonwiggles:

Natasha’s mission: To spy on Fury and the KGB agent he’s captured and been interrogating.

Clint’s mission: To mime out the entirety of the viral “octopus&puppy r 2 cute 4 words” video he found during lunch.

I’ve wanted an excuse to draw Catherine Tate’s ridiculous faces for ages, and finally did it with Clint. I didn’t even BEGIN to do Tate justice, but it was a barrel of fun, so have a Doctor Who reference~

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What labels/pronouns would you use for Loki? I’ve been using genderfluid, but it would be nice to have a non-cis perspective.

patrexes:

hey! before anything else, i’d like to address some terminology in your ask! non-x is phrasing used almost exclusively to other the people you’re talking about. that’s not necessarily a bad thing, like i’ll use it in sentences like “as we’re centering disabled voices, non-disabled people are welcome to listen but should keep silent”, whereas the similar sentiment “abled people need to shut the fuck up” is putting the focus on the ableds themselves. 

there are people who are nonbinary or have other genders who may not necessarily identify as trans, and non-cis may be a useful term in that case (i’m not actually sure if there’s another preferred term), but i’m trans. i identify, very openly, as trans. calling my trans perspective “non-cis” does nothing but refuse to name my experience and to center your own identity and experiences even when explicitly asking after mine. 

anyway, now we’ve got that down! i’m assuming that since you’re primarily a comics blog, you’re asking about loki in 616, as opposed to loki in the trashcan fire disaster that is magnus chase & the gods of asgard, or loki in american gods, or loki in myths, or anything else. i have a lot of opinions about all of these things, but we’ll stick to 616. 

loki in marvel comics is a trans girl/transfemme. there you go! i said it. i mean, i’ve said it before, and literally used the url @transgirlloki for a while, but that’s where i stand. genderfluid is a pretty common reading, and i understand where it’s coming from: al ewing, who wrote agent of asgard, pretty much explicitly said she was. so why do i disagree?

1. because the genderfluid shapeshifter trope is transphobic [x]. ewing’s got the same weird preoccupation every other cis writer has with making the shapeshifters genderfluid, because it’s like y’all are incapable of imagining someone not identifying in a way you consider “in line” with their genitalia. shapeshifter genderfluidity is not trans representation, in fact if anything it is such a cisnormative perspective it’s the antithesis thereof.

2. loki has been written as a trans girl and with themes associated solely with transfemininity for years before the concept of genderfluidity ever came up in association with her. specifically, the “lady loki” arc post-ragnarok is a trans villain plotline so deeply entrenched in transmisogynistic rhetoric it looks like it came straight out of transsexual empire or the scum manifesto. here’s “sappho by surgery”, feel free to compare it to comics, tell me i’m fucking wrong [x]. 

all transsexuals rape women’s bodies by reducing the real female form to an artifact, appropriating this body for themselves.

— janice raymond, transsexual empire

the male spends his life attempting to complete himself, to become female. he attempts to do this by constantly seeking out, fraternizing with and trying to live through an fuse with the female, and by claiming as his own all female characteristics

— valerie solanas, SCUM manifesto

additionally, after ewing was done with agent of asgard, a-force happened. that’s the one where @evilmarguerite and @gwillow decided that it would be appropriate to have the one trans girl on an all-women team (outfitted in a look nearly identical to the same outfit she had when she stole sif’s body, which i’m sure was absolutely not at all intentional) betray them—including her own family—for power. it’s a terrible comic but at least they wrote her as trans again, i guess, lmao, which leads into…

3. when comics wants us to like loki she’s genderfluid, when it wants us to hate her she’s a trans girl. i’m a spiteful person and i absolutely refuse to play along, especially when genderfluidity is, again, a reimagining of an already established queer identity for the purpose of making her more palatable to cis audiences. so nah, fuck that noise, they made their bed when they wrote her with every bit of transmisogynistic queercoding they could fucking muster, and now they get to lie in it.

4. even if i was going to respect the genderfluid interpretation, which as we’ve established i have no intention of doing, as far as i know there’s not even any lines in canon that suggest it over her being a trans girl or nb transfemme. like, i don’t have my transcripts pulled up or anything, but what we have are lines like “i’m always myself” (which if anything suggests a static identity over genderfluidity, if you’re reading it from an actual trans perspective and not in the lens of bullshit cisnormative shapeshifting)… old!loki constantly using feminine terms when talking about loki in agent of asgard… “my son [thor], my daughter [angela], and my child who is both” from original sin, which can’t conclusively prove anything one way or another seeing as transness is for many cis people a discrete gender in and of itself, where there are men, women, and then the transsexuals. i definitely do not go into a marvel comic expecting odin to know how to respectfully refer to his trans kid, and i said i wasn’t gonna touch on myths so i won’t, but those also can and probably should be taken into account, and i’d argue that given historical and linguistic context they very strongly support loki never being a man.

so, yeah, that’s where i’m at. tl;dr loki’s a trans girl.

Thank you!

I apologize for using ‘non-cis.’ I’m really bad with names and nouns. Not pronouns, just word nouns. Talking in general. I point a lot when talking in person.

Anyways, I couldn’t figure out words, and I couldn’t remember if it was you or the other person I followed around the same time who wasn’t always comfortable with being called trans.

I’ll be more careful in the future.

I really do appreciate your thoughts and that you took the time to respond (and would love to hear your perspective on mythological Loki).