[Image shows a tweet by Elizabeth Hackett, @LizHackett, saying, ‘Screech up to a yard sale. Ask if they have any haunted amulets. Yell at the dog in your backseat, “I’m GETTING the spell reversed, Greg!”’

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#god i’ve seen this like eight times and i can keep silent no longer#WHAT DOES THIS FUCKING MEAN#are they supposed to assume that your dog DOESN’T want the spell reversed and you’re insisting on it?#or that your dog has been harassing you to get the spell reversed and you’re sick of being nagged?#IT FUCKING HAUNTS ME -via @words-writ-in-starlight

I think I would transcribe arguing with the dog as, “I am GETTING the spell reversed,” and responding to nagging as, “I’m GETTING the spell reversed.” The other person’s suggestion – that the speaker is reassuring and positive – I’d probably write, “I’m GETTING this spell reversed!”

So I’d guess that the speaker is tired of being nagged by a dog.

mad-love-for-thegreatestshowman:

hughxjackman:

Won’t you miss looking like that (Wolverine)?

This is very important to me that he said this.

[Gifs show Hugh Jackman in an interview. He rubs his head slightly uncomfortably and speaks very emphatically, 

“No, like people say to me how do I get ripped? How do I get like that? And I’m like man, really .. it’s too much effort for what it’s worth. 

Like, it takes a lot of dedication. A lot of time. A lot of steamed chicken. And not much fun. Like life, don’t do it, it’s not worth it. 

Look, you can look seven and a half out of ten and be so much happier.”

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incorrect-mikeyway-quotes:

onbestaand:

Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.

Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’

To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’

The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’

We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.

This is beautiful

angel-gidget:

kiragecko:

I’m mostly linking to this fic in case @angel-gidget hasn’t read it yet. Well, also because I really liked it. It is all about the icky, icky kissing, but writing and character building is top notch. I love Wintersnight and their writing.

Anyways, have you read this yet, Gidge? I had trouble commenting, because everything I know about Miraculous Ladybug I learned through your blog. It’s all sweet and romantic and I don’t really get that but you do and maybe you’ll like it?

Oohhh!! Sounds intriguing! Which fic?

Grr! I made this a link post! The link was supposed to be here, or else what’s the point! Dumb mobile Tumblr.

The Way to His Heart – This better be a link Tumblr. I’m watching you.

glitter6ug:

taco-bell-rey:

straight dating: We have been talking for a few months and I think we are officially going out.

gays dating: this is Adam i met him 2 hours ago at H&M and he is the one 🙂

lesbians dating: we have been best friends for four years

Aro dating: you are my best friend in the world, I want to spend the rest of my life with you, I’ve known you for years, kissing doesn’t sound terrible … could we skip dating and just get married?

I’m mostly linking to this fic in case @angel-gidget hasn’t read it yet. Well, also because I really liked it. It is all about the icky, icky kissing, but writing and character building is top notch. I love Wintersnight and their writing.

Anyways, have you read this yet, Gidge? I had trouble commenting, because everything I know about Miraculous Ladybug I learned through your blog. It’s all sweet and romantic and I don’t really get that but you do and maybe you’ll like it?

Some House Memories

My parents bought a 7 bedroom house just before I turned 14. We lived right next door to a really nice area. People hearing about it always assumed they had money.

Actually, it was a condemned, illegal triplex previously owned by a slum-lord. The 3rd floor tenants were given 24 hours to leave, their floor was filled with loose insulation, and then the whole storey was sealed off. When we started cleaning it out, we found kid’s drawings and people’s possessions under the waist deep insulation.

My papa bought the house for a ridiculously low sum. We’d been living in city-assisted housing before that. He fixed our new home up by hand, often with supplies found in business/office dumpsters, after working all day.

One year, the house was below 14⁰C (57⁰F) for days on end. He shipped us all off to a relative and stayed behind to keep the pipes from freezing.

We pulled up a carpet and found another, stained and crumb filled, carpet underneath.

We had to completely gut the first* floor (which we couldn’t do until the third floor was livable), because of all the bad renovations done to give it bedrooms. My papa kept deciding to change things, and then finding that was the way it originally was. (He decided to move the basement stairs, opened up a wall, and found a gaping hole to the basement where the stairs had been badly removed. That was a dangerous spot for a while.)

Our computer was kept in a room that was added to the original house. We had to put on two sweaters and gloves to use it, which interfered with typing. Because we still had dial-up, I’d wear the gloves while I waited for pages to load.

My bedroom got so hot in summer that I couldn’t sleep in it. When I could, I fell asleep to the pigeons cooing in the wall beside me.

One night, my parents were sleeping in the spare bedroom for some reason, and my papa woke up to a wasp sting. The next spring he broke into the sealed off porch (blocked by multiple locked doors and a layer of drywall). The ceiling had a wasp nest that extended the whole 9 feet length of the room and filled two of the spaces between joists.


That house is the reason I now have two sisters. Our family only needed 3 (later 4, when my brother got older) of those 7 bedrooms. So we gave bedrooms to people without places to stay. Depressed uncles, street people, people with mental illnesses. My Now-Sister was a street kid who had a week to find a new place to sleep. She helped out an organization my papa volunteered for. We offered a place to stay and then decided she should never leave. She kept me from starting cutting and consented to my slow introduction of hugs, I offered an ear to listen and unlimited support.

I love that house so much.

*Sorry for any confusion. I’m using ‘first floor’ in the North American sense, meaning ‘the floor at ground level.’

People on the internet always assume I’m a guy, unless in voice chats. Even on tumblr, where I regularly reblog posts with a female perspective about stuff men ususally don’t have a first person experience with (bras, periods, being mansplained at, “smile more”) and my bestie even adresses me in posts with my first name, not my tumblr name, and it is one of those names that cannot be mistaken for a guys name. Sometimes it really bugs me, but sometimes I’m giggling madly “Me, a guy. Suuuuuuuuure”

alloverthegaf:

actually a lot of people seem to assume I’m a guy on here too haha. Like the majority of the time, if someone is just reblogging one of my posts or has just recently started following me, they generally seem to refer to me as a man. Personally that never bothers me, I find it kind of fascinating? The way I guess language used gives people perceptions of the person themselves? I guess?? But I totally get why it would be annoying too.

I’m pretty sure I’m be fine with being referred to with male pronouns, except that every time it happens it’s because they’re assuming only males would be in that space. I supported a Minecraft modder’s Patreon and got a ‘Thank you, good Sir!’ message. 

When I shaved my head and wandered around in a jacket some guy left at our house, I used to be amused by people using male pronouns. But when it’s some guy assuming that women don’t enjoy Minecraft mods, comic book podcasts with male hosts, etc; it annoys me.

vicioushyperbolizer:

embyrr922:

pyrrhiccomedy:

ifshehadwings:

ovaadosedonconfidence:

Intuition is real. Vibes are real. Energy doesn’t lie. Tune in.

This is actually called thin slicing. Your brain recognizes patterns from very small “slices” of information by comparing them to things you have experienced before. This all happens very quickly on a subconscious level without our conscious mind being involved. So intuition is actually really fast pattern recognition, and it can be very accurate. So yeah, if you have a gut feeling that a person or situation is not good, get the hell out. Your brain knows what’s up. 

When I was young – because I’ve always been a big skeptical pain in the ass – I thought that when people were talking about interpersonal “energy,” they were on some Gay Ass Shit.

Years later, after spending hundreds of hours reading studies about intuition and neuroscience and pattern recognition and the processing power of the subconscious mind, I realized that that kind of talk – “she has such good energy,” “you need to read the energy of the room,” “I just got some really bad energy off of that guy” – is a convenient shorthand for the lightning-fast, weirdly-accurate, real-as-fuck subconscious processing of the probability of positive or negative social outcomes likely to result from hundreds or thousands of variables. That “energy” isn’t a tangible thing floating around in the air. It’s your brain updating you constantly with information about your situation. Listen to it. Especially if it’s telling you to be nervous or scared. Your brain is very good at recognizing danger. Let the enormous processing power of your subconscious mind protect you. It’s better at spotting patterns than you are. 

“Bad energy” isn’t some hippie shit. It’s your brain setting off a claxon because it knows something’s not right.

Thin slicing is wonderfully helpful, but be aware that if it’s doing its pattern recognition from bad sources, you need to actively override it. We’re raised in a racist society, inundated with racist media, and bombarded with subtly (or unsubtly) racist advice. Thin slicing can save your life, but it’s also the cause behind the unconscious elements of racism (and misogyny/ableism/antisemitism/islamophobia/etc.) that we all suffer from

Trust your instincts, but if your instincts tell you something that seems prejudicial, double check their work.

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