saltysapphics:

13 year old me was soooo damn proud of not being like other girls because I wasn’t “‘‘‘‘‘boy crazy’‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘ hooty hoo dumbass there’s a reason for that

oh-mother-of-darkness:

Reasons to be happy today:

• Tim and Damian fight about a lot of things, but there’s one specific fight that stands out: they’ve been arguing about the shotgun seat of the batmobile for years. At least once a week, a member of their household walks in on the two of them yelling about it, and honestly? They’re all getting tired. 
• What the family doesn’t know is that the fight has been fake since day two. It’s Tim and Damian’s default coverup tactic; if someone walks in on a secret, they immediately resume an argument they haven’t cared about in years. It plays to expectations, so nobody questions it. Tim and Damian are fighting again? Shocker. Must be Thursday. 
• The plan only works if the two of them are ready to throw down with 0.002 seconds notice. Luckily, they are and have always been. It’s the perfect way to hide a) joint plots, b) private information, and c) the fact that occasionally, every once in awhile, they voluntarily associate with one another. Working together is much more effective when everyone else thinks you can’t do it. 
• Bruce’s children run a twitter account titled “Bruce Cries At” solely composed of photos of Bruce tearing up during sad movies, plays, songs, etc. There are a lot of pictures. He’s a sucker for emotional media. 
• Examples: “Bruce cries at Les Miserables,” “Bruce cries at It’s a Wonderful Life,” “Bruce cries at Old Yeller”
• The City of Gotham isn’t surprised– the pictures are pretty consistent with Bruce’s public persona. The superhero community, on the other hand, is thrilled by hard evidence of Batman– expressionless, serious Batman– showing emotion. Lots of emotion. He cried during Lilo and Stitch, and he’s never gonna live that down.