wanderingwholockian:

megalunalexi:

andhumanslovedstories:

I built a nap hole in my closet which is great and has no downside until someone comes into my room looking for me and I have to crawl out of my closet which is frankly impossible to do with dignity and without looking like a sleepy Gollum hissing “what does it wants who wakes us up”

I see no downsides to this

I had a napping closet… I missed school once because Mom thought I had left on the early bus and I slept half the day. I remember walking blearily into the living room and she jumped “Where the hell did you come from!?”

The Very Little Sister had a napping cupboard. It was probably 3′ by 1 1/2′ (90 by 45cm). She’d crawl up into it with a blanket and disappear.

(She was SO TINY back then! I am overcome with nostalgia and fondness!)

polyglotplatypus:

its,,, my daughters birthday, bless her soul. i would die for my russian gorl,,,

[Image in pastel hues, showing Evgenia from Turn Right after Midnight. Predominant colour is pink, and it looks like it was done in chalks. Evgenia is sitting on a bed, knees raised and wide, chin resting in her hand, looking of into the distance with a soft smile. A window showing a few clouds is behind her.

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go

“but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks

Immortality is learning how to throw yourself at death and miss.

Re: Batman v. Dentist: my mother is a dentist and a few “fun” patients that she talks a lot and one is a very successful, very powerful lawyer who comes in with broken teeth frequently because he enjoys mixed martial arts. My mother has spent years of her life trying to convince this not-young-anymore man to wear a mouthguard, including blatant bribery. Unfortunately, dental implants are literally stronger than teeth/bone, so he says he’s upgrading his mouth “the slow way” and won’t wear one.

unpretty:

the bruce wayne approach to aging gracefully

#review : Catching username. Seems like that very nice person, you willingly want to behave around. Loving the suff they post and reblog. You’re feeling bad? Look through their blog. If I didn’t know what to say/talk about then I would start a conversation. 10/10 would follow again.

Look at this review! What a great review!

Apparently, I help cheer at least one person up! That’s something I can remind myself of on bad days – someone looks at my blog to help when they’re feeling bad!

I’m so happy. Thank you SO MUCH @marudny-robot.

(PS. Examples of how to talk to Gecko include:

  • Hey, Gecko. Let me tell you a cute thing about my family – 
  • Hey Gecko, I am neurodivergent/mentally-ill too. Have you experienced this thing?
  • I like this thing about Jubilee!
  • Anything about Batfam/Teen Titans/X-Men/Steven Universe/Discworld/so many other things
  • Cute story involving kids
  • Comment about any kid in comics, or really, any media. As long as it isn’t about their death/suffering.
  • History! Especially fashion, linguistics, architecture, and culture. Please, please, please, I need to talk to history nerds SO BAD.
  • Isn’t This Fanwriter the BEST?! I will fan with you at the drop of a hat.

As long as you’re okay with slow conversations, I like talking.)

your creature name

neptunite1229:

heyitsplas:

snekkens-yo:

starstilmars:

cocoa-wheats:

aninorphs:

jamesbdavis:

seerofspacingout:

monstalove:

mons-trosity:

monstersandmaw:

monster-ho:

nihilismpastry:

potato-sollux:

maxrants:

first letter of your first name

last two letters of your last name

last 2 letters of your first name

mtttt

why me

Nerha…

That’s actually pretty. 

Pesla… Im picturing plague demon and I am cool with this

Vghia. That… that sounds like an unpleasant affliction one might catch in the bathroom of an outer-rim space port… 

*tries maiden name instead* Vthia. Marginally better??

Herah… hmmm I like it!! I don’t know what kind of monster I’d be, maybe a deertaur? Or some kind of forest creature??

Lekna….. I’m feeling long forgotten elderich god or just a hella dorky sea creature, what’s your opinion?

bieny? I sound like a silly forest nymph

Jises

Am I a weird Gamera kaiju?

Mine is fucking Arson

Lanan BITCH

Bgsly 🤔

Gerce dhdhshhs

Eandh smh

Jnyen

All i can imagine is a type of fish

I ended up with 9 possibilities, because I have no clue what I consider my real name. Favourites:

  • KRSIS – pronounced ‘crisis,’ I’m a 90s superhero’s mutated animal companion.
  • Krsna – Nope, I don’t appropriate names of dieties.
  • Kkois – you have to roll the ‘k.’ I’m some sort of eerily beautiful tree-frog-thing.
  • Koena – Maybe a lynx? I am far more feminine than Actual-Gecko.
  • Koeis – Finally, the gecko form I have always longed for! Can be pretty, can be grubby, can hang from walls sticking out my tongue at people – my true self is at last free!

thegirlwiththepurpleguitar:

kedreeva:

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

i love this

This is true, but I also put my hand out without looking, waiting for my husband to take an item out of it and put it on a shelf. I can’t make some decisions without his input, because they affect both of us. I’m not really asleep until he gets into bed 3 hours later. Sometimes we touch and I feel complete. We both step up in areas the other is weak in.

We’re ALSO separate people, and I can go away for a week and have a great time without him. 

OP is completely right.  But I have had the thought, “oh, THIS is why people call couples ‘soulmates,’ it really does feel like that.”

[Twitter thread starting with Sec. Kirstjen Nielsen, @SecNielsen, saying, “We do not have a policy of separating families at the border. Period.”

Bryan Dawson, @BryanDawsonUSA, replies with this quote, “The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. – George Orwell, 1984”

End ID.]