Watch the whole thing 💀

[Video shows a fox inside the city. It’s been helpfully labelled “🦊Foxy🦊.”

(Fox head emojis on either side of the word ‘Foxy.’)

The fox disappears around a corner, but peaks back around to see if the videographer is following. We cut to it approaching the camera, getting close like it wants to be petted, and then –

Well, the videographer put down their backpack and various other items so that they could video the fox. One of these items is the wallet that the fox delicately picks up in it’s jaws. For a moment, the camera points at empty ground while it’s user processes what happened.

“He stole my fucking wallet!!!” shows up on the screen.

The video gets blurry and unstable as we chase the fox through a parking lot, around some bushes, across a street, and down a sidewalk.

We end the video with the fox in someone’s yard, trying to be nonchalant. Videographer is not tricked. The label “Guilty AF,” closes things off.

End ID.]

bruce: i—what—oh

identityconstellations:

Bruce, internally arguing with himself: ‘am I an adult? yes, yes I am. I went around the world, all by myself. I chose to be trained by an undying assassin. Was it a good choice? Debatable, but I made that choice as a fully grown adult. Plus, I used that work experience and applied it to my current job, and I’m not just thinking about Batman. Sheryl from finance is a shark. Am I an adult? I make money. I have my own car. I bought Dickie a Nintendo. That’s an adult thing to do, right? Am I an adult? We have all the cable channels. I chose to have all the cable channels. I need to remind myself to block some. Am I an adult? Not only can I drive, but I have a commercial driver’s license. Not many adults have that. I can drive trucks across state lines. I bet Alfred can’t do that. If I can drive across state lines and have studied aeronautical engineering and theory for ten years then I think, ostensibly, that I can handle strapping myself and Dick onto a moving rocket. Provided all failsafes are accounted for. In short, yes. Yes, I am an adult. And I choose to strap us to a moving rocket, because I can make that decision as a responsible adult.’

Alfred, finding Bruce and Dick tinkering in the backyard, getting ready to strap themselves onto a moving rocket: “Don’t do that.”

Bruce: “Yes sir. Sorry. Uh. *tries to blow out rocket* Come on Dickie you heard the man let’s go do something else like free dive training in the pool.”

Dick: “I’m going to try to hold my breath until I pass out!”

Alfred: *opens mouth*

Bruce: *scoffs* Unlikely. Your CO2 levels will rise and stimulate you to breathe in.“

Dick: Not if I’m underwater

Bruce: “And die? After I just bought you that Nintendo? Forget it”

~~he actually likes playing the nintendo bc Bruce and Dick play super mario bros together and Bruce plays Luigi pass it on~~

bearwildered:

saltydorkling:

sixpenceee:

When customers walked into Edeka supermarket in Hamburg recently, they were surprised to find that the shelves were almost empty, and the small handful of products that remained were all made in Germany. It seemed like the supermarket had simply forgotten to restock their produce until customers saw the mysterious signs left around the shop. “So empty is a shelf without foreigners,” read one sign at the cheese counter. “This shelf is quite boring without variety,” read another.

It turns out that Edeka, in a rather controversial move, had opted to solely sell German food for a day in order to make a powerful statement about racism and ethnic diversity. As a result, there were no Greek olives, no Spanish tomatoes, and very little of anything else that can normally be found in a typical modern household. “Edeka stands for diversity, and we produce a wide range of food in our assortment, which is produced in the different regions of Germany,” said an Edeka spokesman. “But it is together with products from other countries that we create the unique diversity that our customers value.” (Source)

do this in America and nothing will remain

A very powerful statement about how cultural diversity has added to our lives!

[Two images of almost empty shelving units. The first has 5 items over the entire aisle, while the second only has 2.

End ID.]

slayer-sass:

kyousaya:

when u see the name of your state on your dash and you’re like

I LIVE THERE

every single time i see this someone has tagged it as ohio and i’m getting the feeling that every single american on here is from ohio

[Reaction image is a cartoonish human leaning in from the side of the screen with arms raised and mouth open in shock.

End ID.]

I’ve seen Manitoba mentioned on this site 4 times in the last 8 years. Once, I followed the person. Twice it was about our horrible record of racism towards First Nations people, and I hung my head in shame. The last time, it was mentioning the conspiracy that we don’t actually exist.

I excitedly reblogged.

drneverland:

song-of-the-moon-1025:

avatarthelastzed:

m–ood:

This steampunk clock writes the time every minute, and erases it before writing again.

This is the most ridiculous, inefficient, and needlessly complicated thing…..

I know. It seems almost completely unwieldy and useless.

I want it.

okay, but this is really what a Steampunk watch should be. Not just a dial watch with a cover made of bits of brass and copper.

illumynare:

Fanfic: These two characters who share a scorching, unspoken sexual attraction have to share a bed. They will not sleep a wink as they are slowly forced to confront their feelings.

Me: aww nice.

Fanfic: And now these two characters who are totally platonic friends have to share a bed. They will sleep soundly all night, feeling warm and cherished.

Me: HECK YEAH👌👀👌👀👌👀GOOD✔️STUFF💯💯✔️👀👌👌I’M GONNA PRINT💖✔️💖THIS OUT💯👌👌👌AND WRAP MY BODY IN IT💖💖👌👌💯💯💯

animatedamerican:

ironinkpen:

forget slow burn romance, give me slow burn found family. give me enemies to friends to siblings. tired, weary old mentors learning to live again for their plucky young apprentices. heroes sharing apartments after world saving adventures because they’re so used to living with each other. dramatic “oh shit” moments where one gets kidnapped and the other realizes “god, that’s my kid.” i want to sit and watch in agony for thirty chapters while two idiots slowly adopt each other, someone get on it

hnnnngh YES PLEASE

Hey Artists!

Did you know that you can do puzzles of your own art?!

(Not physical objects, sadly. But apps are GREAT.)

I’ve found “Jigsaw Puzzle” on iOS (Apple) that lets me used custom images for free, and Puzzle Touch on Windows (Microsoft) that forced me to pay $3.49 ($2.99 American) to use custom images, but works on my desktop and lets me choose up to 1000 pieces!

There’s something incredibly satisfying about putting together 2 pieces that show something personally meaningful.

thededfa:

superboystims:

Some embroidery gifs?? They might be useful for stimboards, idk

Oh hey! Watching fiber artists is one of my favorite stims! Here’s a YouTube channel I follow just for that: Leisha’s Galaxy

Do you have any advice for fic writers who may feel discouraged in a fandom where there are beloved authors? I mean, people always say, “They started out as a nobody once,” but if they always remain relevant, they will always stay more relevant than you, and thus, you will always be behind, even if you grow a following. This is frustrating to me because I don’t like to compare myself to others, but I can’t help it. I feel like I’m not good enough.

ao3commentoftheday:

I think my best advice is to say: don’t compare and keep writing.

What difference does it make, ultimately? You should be writing for yourself, the things that interest you and get you at the keyboard, and not to get to the top of the fandom-writers heap. If you write with passion and conviction, you may well end up in that position anyway. It’s an ever-evolving world and you’ve just got to keep going if you want to find your audience. Continuing to write is also the only way to improve.

Don’t compare, keep writing, grow that following, write the things you love with passion and conviction. That’s the best I’ve got.

–Mod M

All the BNF that were in my fandom when I entered it are now gone. Even the one who was there for TWENTY YEARS, who was still known by older fans, but not popular with the younger ones for their last ten years.

Fandom, and fan desire, changes. Be the new thing the fandom needs.

(Or write the stories the BNF wrote 5 years ago that everyone has already read and longs to re-experience for the first time. Or write similar things without the BNF’s weird kinks. Or write rarepairs that the BNF won’t touch and reach the underserved parts of the fandom.)

When a BNF dominates a fandom, the fandom can shape itself around them. Another voice is ESSENTIAL to keep it healthy. Try to remind yourself of how important it is to add YOUR weird kinks, versions of beloved tropes, obscure OTPs, and even a few NEW IDEAS.