careamorran:

took a break from Jaytim AND Joyfire weeks to finish these fusions!

Inspired (or copied at this point really) by this post, by the art deity that is @johannathemad​ . I love it so much I look at it at least once a day (wish it was a joke, it’s not, I do)

So wether they’re stable or not is my opinion, maybe I’m not as right as I’d like to be, but there’s so many variables it’s impossible to be 100% sure what they’d really be (except for Damian and Tim, this one I am sure ahah)

Did some minor edits on Jasanie and Kruce 😉

Part 2

samsungnote7pussy:

banana bread sun, class clown [tm] rising, emotional incontinence moon, Lilith in cryptid 

tag urself: adhd edition

excited

  • talks and talks and talks and talks
  • Goes For It when dancing
  • works hard as heck
  • Certified Cutie[tm]

la la land

  • totally in own thoughts
  • goes out without shoes on
  • sleepy
  • “are you actually listening to me?“

banana bread

  • gets hyped about a project
  • gets distracted by another project
  • never actually starts anything
  • why did I put the flower in the fridge??

stim stim stim

  • well that’s another pen chewed to death
  • bouncy bouncy leg
  • “can you stop tapping?“
  • gets in wardrobe when overwhelmed

cryptid

  • actually competent??
  • can genuinely multitask????
  • can choose when to hyperfocus?????
  • buys organizational tools AND THEN USES THEM????????????

Class Clown [tm]

  • can’t focus so pretends it’s a choice
  • witty as heck :’D
  • can’t choose moments
  • “if you would just apply yourself“

whoops

  • oh sorry I forgot urm
  • there was homework?????
  • ah i think i lost it????
  • emails are the BANE of Existence

emotional incontinence

  • will cry when angry
  • will cry when watching the news
  • will cry bc they love this fictional character
  • will cry over a scone

hyperfixation time

  • 100 tabs
  • “how do u kno all this stuff??“ heh well..
  • hasn’t moved for 7 hours
  • well actually, in the 41st serial he reads several tube station names off the wall, suggesting that [text continues, getting smaller and smaller]

Calculation

iphoenixrising:

@poison-basil did beautiful art for Fracture and I just!
Fangirl squealed like a BOSS, okay? Because it’s epic and I have so many feels. Here and here are the lovely things I will be adding when the next chapter is done. But, this little thing because my artist wants Dick forgets Tim’s birthday (maybe with a little Jason
Todd snark thrown in). And for such nice things, yes, babe, yesss.

**

The ensuing awkward fuckery is getting on his last
goddamned nerve, Dickie. Pull your shit together, man.

“I can’t believe I forgot,” because now the oldest
Robin is hitting the shock/denial phase. Hood sees where this train is
going—and he feverently says a short prayer for Baby Bird’s sanity.

Because Dick Grayson is about forty-five bemoaning minutes
away from making a plan and sticking right the hell to it (Jay had been
there for the great “Forgot the Day He Came to Wayne Manor” anniversary of ‘16.
B and Alf were ready ta murder him if he didn’t Shut. The. Fuck. Up).

From his usual leaning against the Batcomputer’s main
console while Dickie bitched and complained, pacing on his hands part of the
time—Jay has a few more regrets about this little sitch.

He shoulda just let it ride instead of coming here to
let the Bats have a piece of his goddamned mind. ‘Cause you better believe
he’d been pretty pissed off ta find Baby Bird alone in Titan’s Tower on his
fucking birthday, just going about his everyday usual.

“No super brats?” Had been his first clue.

“It’s Thursday,” had been Timmy’s comeback from behind that
dom, “everyone else has lives and stuff, you know.”

His, “what the shit, Timmy?” had been followed up
with a plainly wrapped box tossed in the kid’s lap, taking off the helmet so
Baby Bird could actually see him sneering.

“Oh,” had been faint, shocked, half-choked, and it made Jay just
pissed enough to plan on letting some motherfuckers know how goddamned disappointed
he is (at least Alf called ahead and made sure plenty of eats were sent
ahead for Master Tim. Today of all days, you mustn’t neglect yourself).

The night turned out s’all right anyhow.

The ensuing hangover Baby Bird was riding the next morning was not.

Jay made sure to have coffee, aspirin, and water ready
before he left the Tower for home, letting Timmy suffer in peace, still
snoozing on the couch in the Commons room.

Coming to Wayne Manor was the first shake-down, but Dickie
just has to take all the fun outta being an asshole, the miserable fuck. Seriously, he came here to give a right bitching and Dick’s just screwing it all up by being sorry.

Jay rolls his eyes (again), “shit happens, Dick. Kid
gets it, you feel me?”

“Not good enough, Jay,” the acrobat immediately decides and
flips back on his feet with determination. “He’s still not really even okay
with us yet, and this could be a real set-back.”

When Dickie gets that look on his face, Jay slowly
raises both hands, palm out in a placating slow your roll kind of way.

“Now hold on a minute. Don’t start making any plans—”
which would have been followed-up with you’ll scar him for life.
But the former Robin, former Batman, current Nightwing, just arches a brow at
the Red Hood and grins, wide and white, in the darkness of the Cave.

With an irritated sigh, Jay idly thinks about laying a little knowledge
down on Dickie (maybe ‘bout how Timmy told him the down and dirty deets
while he was piss-faced drunk, lookin’ at him with those dark eyes, admittin’
how much he wanted, needed without sayin’ it outright), just
letting him know maybe he oughta go apologize wearing a pair of skinny
jeans and tank top instead of as the usual “big brother” thing he’s got going on.

(But if he really can’t figure it out being a goddamned
detective and all, then it’s really his own
fault anyhow).

Instead, Jay just shakes his head at the antics of
vigilantes and turns to start up into the Manor proper, mentally washing his
hands of the whole sitch entirely.

(Sorry Timmy, but this might be the most entertaining thing
ta watch.)

**

Red is about to lose his ever-loving mind.

For seven days—seven—he’s been thrown up against the
usual assortment of baddies and their ilk with the casual crime stomping, just
getting into the stride of his week and whatnot. It seems, however, that his
usuals are somehow more annoying than ever, like someone is helping them
with their nefarious evil plots. The Church of the Blood is up to their old
tricks, H.I.V.E is really trying his patience with a particle accelerator, and
even Bloody Mary seems to have suddenly stepped up her game to more
than the run-of-the-mill, power-sucking baddie.

Is there a full moon or something?

Just, what the fuck is happening?

Patched up as much as he can be while finally able to just sit
down
after the week he’s had, Red pops two more ibuprofen in the fervent hopes
it might touch the all-over pain he’s got going on right now. Kon had come by a
few hours ago after he heard about The Church’s surprise attack with only Red
Robin to circumvent the obvious bad in the form of an organic bomb that
would probably do terrible damage to the population of regular people just
trying to get a cup of coffee or some shit at God o’clock in morning.

The slew of bruises and contusions on his upper body are
starting to be a little more owfuck than he realistically wants to deal
with at this juncture, but when Kon kept poking the angry bruise below
his shoulder blade enough is fucking enough.

“Don’t make me get out the kryptonite, dude,” he manages to
hiss out as yet another poke makes the spot throb.

“You didn’t even call us, douche bag, so I don’t want
to hear it.” The super snarks back without a flinch. “You’re lucky I’m not Cassie
right now.”

Both Titans pause, look at one another, and share a nod of
understanding. “It hurts like fuck, but I’m okay. Not dying this week, I
promise.”

Kon…hadn’t laughed at that oddly enough. “If there’s
another alarm, Call. Me. You. Ass. Hat. Got it?”

He almost says something inordinately stupid like not
while you’re in class,
dude, finals are a bitch, but thinks better
of it once he gets the full look at Kon’s unhappy face and tense frame. In
twenty minutes, the guy is heading back to Kansas with those glasses on and his
whole I’m such a super nerd thing going on, leaving Red to hurt in
peace
.

…until the Batwing touches down on top the Tower, and he’s
gets yet another thing to deal with.

When N hops down out of the cockpit, Red seriously facepalms with an audible groan of oh God, why now and already feels his cheeks heating up with a little residual embarrassment at
what he could have possibly told the Red Hood the last time he visited the Tower.

Hopefully, there’s just a case in Gotham that needs his
brand of expertise. If not, he’s going to have an even worse day with
all the bumbling excuses and “Hood doesn’t know how to take a joke,
Dick. You’re always going to be my brother, okay?”

(But what if things don’t go that way? What if Dick
is here to—? Really, dumb ass? It’s Dick for fuck’s sake.)

So he heaves his hurting ass up out of his comfy computer
chair, still fully suited up, and meets Nightwing on the Communal Floor with a
wave and a pot of fresh coffee.

And even though he knows it’s coming, the octopus
hold that is truly inescapable, he still flinches, lets out a noise when
his injuries are jostled.

(Everyone has a bad week, right?)

The obvious reaction reaches N, who puts him right down with
eyes wide behind the dom. He catches an arm when Red starts to list to the
left, trying to blink away the gray edges distorting his vision.

He barely gets a word in before the mother-hen instincts are
on and Dick’s innate sixth sense kicks into overdrive.

But, after all the strain, he’s seriously running on fumes here and it’s just…really nice to be
a limp noodle in Nightwing’s arms, to lay back and let someone else take
charge.

“Timmy?!”

“S’okay. All of ‘em are wrapped up. Think I’m just tired,
been a long week.” And it’s a stupid thing how he can let his cheek rest on N’s
shoulder, lay against all that strength, allow himself to be taken care of for
once. So he completely doesn’t fight it when Nightwing picks him up with an arm under his knees, and carries him out of the Communal
Floor to the Perch. In his own bedroom, those hands are stripping off his harness and
utility belt, then the outer armor until the bodysuit is pushed down to his
hips and the bandages are carefully unwound, gauze pads gently removed.

“Baby Bird, you’ve had a rough one,” N has removed his
gloves, gauntlets, and domino, turning into Dick while he gently checks
each injury and gingerly rewraps them. “Dami, I’m so sorry.”

Still half-fuzzy with sleep dep, blood loss, and variable
layers of exhaustion, Red laughs a little from his prone position, stripped to
the skin above the waist. “Sorry? Bad guys are assholes, Dick. It’s not your
fault.”

The older vigilante sucks in a breath and leans closer to
him so he doesn’t have to lift his head from his pillow to look him in the eyes.

“Tim…I may have…I may have, um…helped your bad
guys a little?”

Wait, what now?  

“Wait, what now?” Yup, he’s awake. “You helped
my bad guys? You helped my bad guys. How… You know, just why… What
would fucking possess you to help the bad guys, Dick?””

But Dick catches him by the arms before he can be up and out
of bed, holding him still so the taller vigilante can lean down and put them
only a few inches apart, “because I missed your birthday, Tim, and I… I felt so
terrible about it. You turned twenty and I missed it.”

It takes a little effort to pick up his jaw where it
drops open. “Are you telling me, you helped my bad guys with terrible world-domination plans because you missed my birthday?
How does that even make sense?

Maybe he lost more blood than he thought? Things are just not making sense.

Dick smiles a little and his nose crinkles, “Timmy. I know
you. You like a challenge in any mission you take on. I might have anonymously
helped out Brother Blood with the bomb schematics because I know you
would not only disarm it, but you’d have fun writing the code to takie it apart.”

His mouth opens, works soundlessly because, welp, that? Is
actually true. He kind of did enjoy breaking the encryption.

“And H.I.V.E. always has those chemical weapons you like
destroying so much, along with all the labs you get to take down—”

Fuck, also true.

“—and you still have a grudge against Bloody Mary for the
last fight she had with Cassie, so I thought you might want an opportunity to
get back at her. I mean, taking her down when she’s at her most powerful
is probably going to crush her ego into minor league super villain bits.”

Now he’s blinking at Dick’s hilariously genuine expression
because it’s all so true. He has no idea how Dick even knew
all of this.

“I was trying to have a contingency in case one or two of
them didn’t take the bait, but I guess I might have…overdone it a little? I just checked all the week’s reports and figured they all came for you at once. I’m sorry, Tim, I’m so sorry you got
hurt—”

But his chest is swelling with affection and gratitude, so
much that his hands move without forethought, coming up to wind around Dick’s
shoulders, and pull the older vigilante right against the front of his body tight,
regardless of the residual owfuck.

“Hey,” and his voice doesn’t sound like that, deep and
watery, “no hard feelings, okay? Total NBD. But that…Dick, that is so awesome.
Thank-you. Best. Present. Ever, seriously.”

And if there’s any other languages Dick is fluent in? It’s
the language of hugs.

Easy of the injuries, still firm and supportive, Dick wraps
him up tight, nuzzles the top of his head like he’s still that nosy kid who
found himself saying stupid shit (you know, like how Batman needs a
Robin?) to bad ass vigilantes.

“I should have come by sooner,” is the apologetic admission,
“to make sure you were okay. That’s a lot to handle, even for you.”

He waves a vague hand and gives absolutely no shits
about relaxing right backing into Dick’s shoulder and chest, his eyes sliding slowly
closer to comfortable and calm. He might mumble something about not being as bad
as his usual Wednesday to get a soft chuckle in reply.

(And if the ensuing night commences with a terrible Sci-Fi
marathon and mounds of junk food, of laughing and pjs, of being wallowed on and
coddled within an inch of his life, of having the closeness they used
to have, well, it might not have been what he really wanted, but still,
not bad at all).

Okay but w/ fusions (based on SU): Batman fused with every Robin differently. Like with Dick it’s all flips and twirls and then their hands meet. And when Tim and Bruce do fuse it’s just them looking into each other’s eyes and touching the others hand. Damian fusing w/ Dick before Bruce cause Bruce was gone. And like in the League fusions were a REALLY big deal. Bruce fusing differently w/ Jason after he backed Red Hod. This would just be so cool. The DC trinity fusing to create a super being.

careamorran:

I WOULD READ THE SHIT OUT OF THIS AU OMGGGG
ALSO THE LEAGUE!?!???! DONT GIVE ME MORE IDEAS I ALREADY HAVE 29 MORE TO DRAW AAAAAAAA

bemusedlybespectacled:

hey folks, I’m gonna introduce you to two very important fandom terms and they are watsonian and doylist 

they come (obviously) from the sherlock holmes fandom, and they are two different ways of explaining something in a story. say I’m a fan and I notice that, in the original books, watson’s war wound is sometimes in his leg and sometimes in his shoulder. the watsonian explanation is how watson (that is, a person within the story) might explain it; the doylist explanation is how sir arthur conan doyle (a person in real life) would have explained it. 

sherlock explains the migrating war wound by making the shoulder wound real and the limp psychosomatic. the guy ritchie films explain it by having the leg wound sustained in battle before the events of the film and the shoulder wound happen onscreen. the doylist explanation, of course, is that acd forgot where the wound was.

this is very important when we’re discussing stuff like headcanons and word-of-god. I see this when people offer watsonian explanations for something, and then a doylist will say something like “it’s just because the author wrote it that way,” and I see it when a person is criticizing bad writing/storytelling (for example, the fact that quiet in metal gear solid v is running around the whole game in a bikini and ripped tights) and someone comes back with “but there’s an in-story reason why that happens!” (that reason being she breathes through her skin).

there’s nothing wrong with either explanation, and really I think you need both to understand and analyze a text. a person coming up with a watsonian explanation has likely not forgotten that the author had real-life reasons for writing something that way, and a person with a doylist interpretation is likely not ignoring the in-universe justification for that thing. 

but it’s very difficult (and imo often useless, though there are exceptions) to try to argue one kind of explanation with the other kind. wetblanketing someone’s headcanon with “or it could just be bad writing” is obnoxious; dismissing someone’s criticism with “but have you considered this in-universe explanation” is ignoring the point of the criticism. understanding where someone is coming from is important when making an argument; acting like your argument is better because you’re being doylist when they’re being watsonian or vice versa is not.

I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME

syreen-d-ross:

emilyplayzyt:

wereana:

chaoticgood-anon:

daddy-france:

sunriseovertheroomwhereithappens:

pretztato-cake:

seductive-cactus:

souupernova:

smol-princely-tree:

spyroforlife:

holidayvenclaw:

troyeller:

Okay so I reblogged this post and

image

There are definitely two kinds of people

Pls pls pls I want a nickname

B)

Last time I did this I got “smol tree” so who wants to give me a new URL idea to consider

NO THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SOMEONE SENT ME LEMONFUCKER AND THATS MY CURRENT INSULT FOR THE PEOPLE I LOVE

im afraid but excited. do your worst.

Last time I did this, the one I got said “caketato.”

I wanna a nickname pleaaassssseeeeeee

hERE GOES NOTHING AND EVERYTHING

(Lol Pleeeeeeeaseeeee)

Already and I can tell I won’t get anything :,)

here we gO KIDS

Whats my nickname? Reen and Reena are already used.

A War Inside My Head

camsthisky:

ao3 | ff.net

Thanks to @tantalum-cobalt and @chimaerakitten for looking this over. I didn’t change much but the things you pointed out, so thanks for taking the time to beta! I really appreciate it!


“What if I poke him?” someone murmurs.

“If you
do that, he’s going to hit you,” someone else says.

“He
wouldn’t hit me. It’s Dick.” The first voice pauses. “And besides, he’d totally
poke me, too.”

“No, I’d do
it to you. Or Damian, or Steph. But not Dick.”

“Yes,
Todd,” a new voice chimes in, though it sounds reluctant. “Grayson would most
likely dote on the sight of you drooling on your pillow.”

Someone
snickers. “Oh my God. Now I can’t stop picturing it.”

“Shut it
if you know what’s good for you, Damian. You, too, Tim.”

The
voices are invading his dreams, Dick realizes. He can’t match voices to names
or faces, but they sound familiar enough that Dick figures he’s not in any
danger. And honestly, Dick’s tired enough to sleep for days.

He just
wishes the voices would get the memo.

Someone
tuts. “Like you could take me down.”

“I will
shoot you.”

“Leave
him alone, Jay.”

“And
what’s up with that? Since when are you on the Demon Brat’s side?”

“Since he
stopped Bruce from throwing out all of my coffee.”

“What—do
I even want to know?”

“I
thought it might be a fruitful investment. I turned out to be correct.”

Dick
forces his eyes open, and he blinks blearily up at the trio standing in the
middle of the living room, just inches away from the couch Dick had collapsed
on when he’d gotten back to the Manor earlier. None of them are looking at him,
and while they’re all being relatively quiet, it isn’t quiet enough for Dick.
He’s tired, and as much as he’d normally love for his little brothers to be in
the same room and talking and not
killing each other
, now is kind
of a bad time.

He just
wants to sleep, preferably without any little brothers interrupting his first
rest in over 48 hours.

Keep reading

careamorran:

tag urself i’m Cassim

Part 1

[Images are a bunch of fusions between Batfamily members. Each is against a white background and wearing clothes that combines elements of both costumes. Text:

  • Bruphanie. Unstable. JUSTICE but by incredibly petty ways
  • Barbian. Unstable. Has a note that says, “I can do what I want”
  • Dukon. Unstable. Tries to flirt, panics, runs away
  • Brussandra. Stable. Stares at empty air while conversation happens
  • Cassim. Stable. Daydreams they’re daydreaming
  • Stephuke. Unstable. Wants to fight but is too tiredTM
  • Jate. Unstable. Wants to physically fight patriarchy
  • Timick. Stable. *flirts depressively*
  • Brubara. Stable. Facepalms while sighing deeply every five minutes
  • Jasian. Unstable. Kept alive by sheer force of rage and sarcasm