rapmom:

rapmom:

eggcoups:

rapmom:

Are knees not simply leg knuckles

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

They’re more like leg elbows if you think about it.

No. because an elbow is just an arm knuckle. Host your own ted talk.

Unless you go with the theory that knuckles are finger elbows. This is open for discussion

I argue that, as my 4 year old deduced, elbows are actually armpits.

Therefor, knees are legpits and knuckles are fingerpits.

princesspotpourri:

some-triangles:

blurds:

Terry Pratchett started his career as a crypto-monarchist and ended up the most consistently humane writer of his generation.  He never entirely lost his affection for benevolent dictatorship, and made a few classic colonial missteps along the way, but in the end you’d be hard pressed to find a more staunchly feminist, anti-racist, anti-classist, unsentimental and clear-sighted writer of Old White British Fantasy.  

The thing I love about Terry’s writing is that he loved – loved – civil society.  He loved the correct functioning of the social contract.  He loved technology, loved innovation, but also loved nature and the ways of living that work with and through it.   He loved Britain, but hated empire (see “Jingo”) – he was a ruralist who hated provincialism, a capitalist who hated wealth, an urbanist who reveled in stories of pollution, crime and decay.  He was above all a man who loved systems, of nature, of thought, of tradition and of culture.  He believed in the best of humanity and knew that we could be even better if we just thought a little more.

As a writer: how skillful, how prolific, how consistent.  The yearly event of a new Discworld book has been a part of my life for more than two decades, and in that barrage of material there have been so few disappointments, so many surprises… to come out with a book as fresh and inspired as “Monstrous Regiment” as the 31st novel in your big fantasy series?  Ludicrous.  He was just full of treasure.  What a thing to have had, what a thing to have lost.

In the end, he set a higher standard, as a writer and as a person.  He got better as he learned, and he kept learning, and there was no “too late” or “too hard” or “I can’t be bothered to do the research.”  He just did the work.  I think in his memory the best thing we can do is to roll up our sleeves and do the same.

This post seems to be making the rounds again so here it is on the word blog

GNU Terry Pratchett

I’m so glad you mentioned the colonialism and paternalism. Because that is a fault in his writing. He’s so BRITISH, and some of that is a bit backwards. He’s a person who loves and cares about people so much, you can see it pouring out of his writing. You can tell the missteps are entirely accidental, things he’s never noticed and confronted in himself. They don’t ‘ruin’ his writing. But they’re there. And we should recognize them so we don’t allow the same blind spots in our lives.

The thing about Pratchett, is that he teaches so many concepts in clear, fun ways. You learn about critical thought and political structures through his work. He pokes fun at so many institutions, and allows you to study them in a different light. And he does all this in a way that’s accessible to young teens.

So talking about his missteps is important. Not to tear him down, but to make sure we don’t internalize them.

obsessionisaperfume:

tallcansholdhands:

newsflash: if a character keeps on repeatedly doing things in canon that you think are ooc, you probably have the wrong idea about how the character is

OH MY GOD THANK YOU!

BE QUIET!

I know but you don’t have to say it

Some characters are just written poorly from their creation and I chose the three best characteristics and decide everything else is just mistakes. 20 years worth of mistakes.

secretfusion:

Take a moment to think of just,

Flexibility, love, and trust

Reblogging because I just used this to help my son calm down enough to sleep. He saw a thumbnail for a gory video earlier, and couldn’t stop thinking about it in bed. I’m so glad his favourite show is there to help him when he’s scared.

gallusrostromegalus:

ppaction:

Here’s what Donald Trump doesn’t want you to know: ACA open enrollment begins TODAY!

Spread the word and #GetCovered.

hey if you’re a broke motherfucker like me, you’re likely to be able to get your insurance for FREE with your state medicaid, so go enroll and it’ll take you there.

Also proably enroll tomorrow (11/2/17) becuase the site is currently down for “Maintainence” but honestly it’s super-easy and takes like half an hour, tops.

newfragile yellows [168]

heartslogos:

“What’s wrong with your mother?” Bull asks as Mahanon rummages through the refrigerator and comes out with an armful of jello and pudding cups, a tub of whipped cream, strawberries, and preportioned snack cakes that Dalish, Krem, Grim, and Ellana had made on Sunday. “You only get one of those.”

“Even if they’re for everyone to share?” Mahanon challenges.

“Even then,” Bull says.

“Does whipped cream count as half of one if I combine it with something else?”

“No,” Bull says, “Pick one.”

Mahanon huffs and turns around to put things back into the refrigerator. Bull waits until he’s turned around and presented a bright orange jello cup to him before nodding and beckoning Mahanon over to him at the table where he’s been going through receipts and bills.

Normally Ellana helps him with it – she’s got a terrifying knack for mental math that delights Rocky to no end – but she’s sullen and sulking about the back yard talking at the roses as if the roses are going to give her moral support. After how many times she’s hacked at them in the past two months in order to make room for the other vegetation he doubts it.

“What’s wrong with your mother?” Bull repeats as Mahanon opens the jello cup and starts to drink it like the weird kid he is.

He doesn’t use a spoon, he just crunches the plastic and shoots the jello straight into his mouth and runs it through his teeth until its liquid. Bull hasn’t seen Ellana eat jello so he’s not sure if she’s the one he learned that particularly disturbing eating method from. It might be Solas. Again, Bull’s never seen Solas eat jello, so he can’t say for sure. But Solas seems like the kind of guy who’d be this kind of weird.

Mahanon’s cheek bulges as he shoves the aqueous mass into it and says carefully, to avoid spilling jello down his front, “She got dismissed from jury duty. Upsets her every time.”

“She wants to sit in?” Bull asks, eyebrows raising.

Mahanon swishes his jello around his mouth before storing it on the other side of his mouth, nodding, “She wants the experience. Says she’s missing out on seeing life on the other side.”

“No one in their right mind is going to pick a lawyer as one of the jurors,” Bull says, “Especially  not a semi-prominent lawyer.”

Mahanon shrugs and swallows his jello after a few more swishes. Bull doesn’t even know how this counts as a snack as Mahanon basically took the cup like a shot and swished it around his mouth a few times to enjoy the flavor.

“Have you ever served?” Mahanon asks as he turns around to dispose of the empty cup.

“Nope,” Bull says, “I’m the wrong race, the wrong persuasion, the wrong nationality, and also just the wrong kind of guy in general.”

He’s a Qunari man who’s a former government spy from Par Vollen and a single parent of multiple foster-adopted children. No court would ever want him to sit for any kind of trial.

Mahanon shrugs, “Shame. You could have just told her about your experiences and then maybe she’d be satisfied. No one in our family has ever gotten picked for jury duty.”

“Maybe you’ll be the first.”

Mahanon blinks and then smiles, “I would love to be.”

Bull shakes his head as the boy goes back towards the living room where the rest are doing their homework, pretending to do their homework, or are gloating over the fact that they’re done with their homework.

Ellana comes in about thirty minutes later just as Bull is putting stuff away to start dinner. He’s not done yet, he’d like it if Ellana would take a quick look at his numbers to make sure he didn’t forget anything. He’s fairly certain he hasn’t, but it doesn’t hurt to be careful.

“I’m guessing the roses were very unsupportive,” Bull says as he finishes arranging documents into the thick file folder he keeps for unpaid bills.

Ellana turns sad eyes onto him, “I just want to be part of the system. I want to feel how it is on the other side.”

“Technically the other side would be if you were in court as a defendant or appellant instead of their lawyer,” Bull says. Ellana just continues to look sad at him. “Did you even make it to the court house?”

“I did but as soon as the lawyers saw me they dismissed me. They didn’t even ask me any real questions,” Ellana says. “I wish I didn’t work at such a good firm.”

“You mean you wish you weren’t good at your job?”

Ellana goes and starts pulling out ingredients for hamburgers without another word.

Bull rolls his eye at her back and goes to check on the kids.

“Any progress?” Bull asks and all of them look up at him and Krem says very calmly and confidently –

“No.”

“Can I know why?”

“Because we’re designing a trial for mom to be a juror on. We’ve come to the conclusion that we’ll need more people to create a full courtroom experience,” Dalish replies.

“We’ll also need space to hold this mock trial,” Rocky says.

Bull is both touched by this gesture and a little chagrined.

“You’re doing this to avoid your homework,” Bull says as he leans over the back of the couch to look at what looks like several pieces of paper worth of doodles and diagrams and charts. Impressive work for about an hour.

“What does homework have to do with our lives anyway?” Rocky asks. “This trial, in comparison? The happiness of our mom.”

“Cheers,” Stitches says and everyone trades high fives.

“Cute,” Bull says, “What about the peace of mind of your dad?”

“Overrated and reserved for Saturnalia,” Krem replies immediately as the others nod along with him.

“I only fed and clothed you for a majority of your life I guess,” Bull shrugs, “Alright fine, I guess I’m in, too. What’s your plan so far? Give me a brief summary because if I stay here too long your mom’ll get suspicious or – you know – side tracked.”

This is amazing and wonderful and I love this family so much!

Delightful. Great. I’m sure I can find other adjectives. They’re all so close and loving! I love it!

Gonna Be A Better One (A Thousand Miles To Your Door) – Chapter 1 – Traincat – Teen Titans (Comics) [Archive of Our Own]

 Tim and Kon
were dating before Tim was forced to retire. Kon is kind of unhappy that Tim
just disappeared, and they attempt a relationship filled with transparency and normality
that Jack will be comfortable about. This involves Tim lying constantly,
because he is completely incapable of being transparent. It’s great. 

Gonna Be A Better One (A Thousand Miles To Your Door) – Chapter 1 – Traincat – Teen Titans (Comics) [Archive of Our Own]

newfragile yellows [167]

heartslogos:

“There’s a raven perched on top of the main stair bannister,” Krem says when he finally manages to find Lavellan through Skyhold’s many twisting corridors. Finding her to report this not so strange anomaly was not his goal. That’s more of a thing to do on the side. Mostly Krem is just looking for where his room his.

There are parts about Skyhold – living castle, living castle grounds, apparently living mountain – Krem deeply enjoys. The changing scenery that promises something new and exciting about working in one place for extended periods of time without the drudgery and boredom associated with long jobs like these, the suspicious but not unwelcome supply of fresh fruit and vegetables, an always changing catalogue of things to read, and watching Dorian Pavus grow increasingly frustrated with the apparent disregard being shown towards science and understandable phenomena occurring.

The latter is especially fruitful.

However Krem does not joy getting perpetually lost for hours out of his day because Skyhold is – at best, playful with how people get places, at worst downright sadistic and cruel about what it shows along the way to getting someone to their goal.

“Did the roof open up again?” Lavellan asks, because Krem’s walked into foyer of Syhold next to aforementioned stairs several times and seen strange trees growing where no trees were growing before, stretching up into the sky where there was no sky before. “If we wanted more outdoors we’d go outdoors, I keep saying.”

“Keep saying it, because Skyhold isn’t listening,” Krem says. “No, the roof was fine, I didn’t see any vegetation or anything different. There was just a raven sitting there.”

“And?”

“And nothing, I just thought you should know,” Krem says, “Because these things usually are some sort of sign that you need to know about.”

Lavellan nods, “Let’s go see the raven, then.”

“I was actually hoping to go to my room,” Krem says.

Lavellan tilts her head, “Hoping?”

“Skyhold’s had me going around in not-circles for about twenty minutes,” Krem says. “I don’t think Skyhold was having me look for you, otherwise I’d have found you right away.”

“Fair enough, find anything interesting?” Lavellan asks as she starts walking towards where Krem came from. Krem turns around to follow her and is completely unsurprised to find that as soon as they turn the corner they’re standing in front of the main stairs.

The raven stares at them and then proclaims, “The dead will claim what is theirs; the serpent swallows its own tail; the serpent is a dragon.”

Krem watches Lavellan’s face.

She looks annoyed, “That’s poetic.”

She looks at him, “That’s poetic, right?”

“Pretty sounding, yeah,” Krem says, “What’s it mean? Should I warn the Chief?”

“It’s a raven of ill omens,” Lavellan says, “I somehow find it surprising it hasn’t shown up sooner.”

“A what?”

Krem turns to look at there’s a second raven. “Is this an attempted murder?”

Lavellan laughs and nudges his arm with hers, “Cute.”

Krem grins at her as the second raven looks straight at the first one and croaks out, “the messenger is always sacrificed; the blood of ravens runs smooth and clean; the stones will have their toast; raise a glass to survival.”

“Oh, this is going to get crowded,” Lavellan murmurs just as a third raven alight onto the bannister next to the second one and says, “one should not blame the mouth of the message; the root of the poison lies beyond the tongue; seek the source.”

“Are they just declaring ill intent at each other?” Krem asks and Lavellan rolls her eyes and gestures for him to follow her.

“Well, I didn’t like the first one, so I’m assuming that’s what called the second, and I guess the first one didn’t much like what the second one was saying so that brings along the third, and I’m pretty sure I’m going to have to ask Skyhold for a cat.”

“You found the larder,” Solas says as Lavellan glares at the large stone cellar walls. There are entire aisles full of food.

Jars without a single speck of dust full of jams and jellies and preserves of all sorts. Barrels upon barrels. Somehow there’s entire bushels of apples and pears and pomegranates and baskets of eggs and huge rounds of cheese and cloth-wrapped loaves of bread. There are herbs and vegetables hanging from the ceiling and cuts of meat and –

The sheer amount of food and ingredients is staggering.

“I can’t believe,” Lavellan says through her teeth as she pushes down on her irritation and the throbbing pain in her hand and her temples, “You actually had me buy groceries when you had all this. Do you even know what food wastage is?”

Solas – the ghost of him, her imagined figment, whatever – is silent before he says, so softly, so painfully, “I haven’t seen the larder open for anyone in centuries.”

Lavellan bites her tongue and reminds herself of the poison on it. His and hers. She shouldn’t be feeling sorry for him.

“This was her space,” Solas says and something inside of her makes her turn her head to the side and she sees a huge fire place an hearth, ready and waiting with stacks upon stacks of firewood. “Her domain. When she – when she was displaced it disappeared with her. I didn’t think it would ever return.”

Lavellan wonders how many more parts of Skyhold vanished. She wonders if that’s part of why Skyhold seems to crumble in on itself, the lack of its own internal organs.

Is that what happened to Solas?

Lavellan goes and runs her hand over solid wood tables and shelves. No dust. No sign of time’s passage.

The apples are red and perfect. No bruises. No sign of mold or damage. Same for the lettuce and the carrots – the potatoes don’t even have shoots. The peaches smell fresh and are firm underneath her touch.

She breaks a loaf of bread and it smells like it just came out of an oven.

“How much is there?” Lavellan asks, intent on bringing as much of this up to the kitchen as she can. Who knows when she’ll find the stores again?

“I don’t know,” Solas says, sounding far away and watery, like he’s a child’s chalk drawing washing away underneath a patient and indifferent hose, “It was never my place to know. Everything, possibly. Anything.”

Lavellan picks up an apple and bites into it, the juice is tart and runs down her chin as she examines the room, mind turning as she tries to figure out what to prioritize first.

Everything, Skyhold seems to whisper back to her. For you, anything.

Except a door, Lavellan thinks. Everything except a way away.

I really really love living houses. Houses of all sorts, but living ones are best.